I hate that saying

[Dr. wonderful]

"At least you got your health..."

I swear if I hear that one more time I'll make sure that certain person won't have their good health anymore...

 

[A Weary Exile]

Any command set up like an offer. Like, "Would you mind (insert task here)?" when there's really no choice. If you're going to command me to do something then do it, don't pretend you're not forcing me.

My step mom does this all the time and it annoys the hell out of me, if you want me to do something just tell me to do it, don't try to make it seem like I have a choice.

I also agree with the OP's choice.

 

[AkJay]

"It's all good, man"

Get the fuck out you fucking Bob Marley wanna-be.

 

[AkJay]

Irregardless.
ITS NOT A REAL WORD.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless

Uh... it is according to Merriam-Webster Dictionary.

 

[manythings]

"How sad is that? He laughes at his own jokes."

What weirdo fuck tells jokes they don't find funny?

"The exception that proves the rule."

I hate this saying because people who say clearly don't understand that it means the exact opposite of what they think. It should be;

"The exception that proofs the rule."

 

[CrikeyO]

Anyone starting a sentence with the word 'basically'. It sounds terribly patronising, like you're explaining something to a 4 year old.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Anyone who says "ill".

Look, the word is sick now, and saying it on the Internet makes it look like you don't know how to spell "I'll".

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I can't stand people that write ur. That, and the world meal...sweet jesus that word is vile!

 

[Revolutionary]

"rough as guts" (iv'e discussed this beofre in this ressurected threaD)

 

[CrashBang]

"The Lord works in mysterious ways" is a massive copout. If christians can't explain something then they just fall back on that

 

[tricky_tree]

'To each his own.' Nope, just accept that your method is wrong, and mine is correct

 

[DarkHourPrince]

"The Lord works in mysterious ways" is a massive copout. If christians can't explain something then they just fall back on that

Agreed

 

[camokkid]

lkr?

IT MEANS NOTHING EVERYONE WHO USES IT DESERVES A FUCKING PUNCH TO THE KIDNEYS

*pant*

grrr.

What?

I have never heard of that.

Please elaborate.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

"The Lord works in mysterious ways" is a massive copout. If christians can't explain something then they just fall back on that

This.

Or when someone thanks God for something that was done by a person. For example, the episode of Scrubs where Doctor Cox's sister prays with a family then the medicine finally starts working. Cox asks her to admit that medicine made the man better, she agrees then adds "Thank god for creating medicine." because you know, the hard work of people isn't really theirs, it's gods.

I've had people say that about a few things and it just annoys the hell outta me.

 

[CrashBang]

"The Lord works in mysterious ways" is a massive copout. If christians can't explain something then they just fall back on that

This.

Or when someone thanks God for something that was done by a person. For example, the episode of Scrubs where Doctor Cox's sister prays with a family then the medicine finally starts working. Cox asks her to admit that medicine made the man better, she agrees then adds "Thank god for creating medicine." because you know, the hard work of people isn't really theirs, it's gods.

I've had people say that about a few things and it just annoys the hell outta me.

I totally agree. Why is it so hard for these people to just thank other human beings for help? For example: You could say "Thank God I passed my exam" or you could give yourself a pat on the back for doing well, a bit of self-confidence might help you more than thanking your god

 

[DarkRyter]

"Do onto others what you would have them do unto you."

No, I shall do to others what I choose to do. Reciprocity is the notion of the weak.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

lkr?

IT MEANS NOTHING EVERYONE WHO USES IT DESERVES A FUCKING PUNCH TO THE KIDNEYS

*pant*

grrr.

What?

I have never heard of that.

Please elaborate.

I think he means "I know, right?"
I use it to troll by saying "Eye no, rite?"

 

[antipunt]

'whatever'.

It's so dismissive. Let's end everything here, just cause I say so!

 

[Peteron]

"Look who is talking." This really ticks me off because the person saying the phrase is technically talking.

 

[Bocaj2000]

"prove to me [this] can't happen."

Fallacious argument pisses me off.