I hate this cutscene.

[Jailbird408]

You were expecting a Youtube embed? Well I couldn't find one, you lucky people.
Well, I'll just have to describe it. Oh, jesus.
The game is Super Mario Sunshine. You have just seen Shadow Mario run into Corona Mountain. You follow after him, navigating platforms with spike traps and flames, and come across a series of clouds rising into the sky. You use the rocket nozzle to ascend these clouds, and when you reach the last one, you are confronted with a cutscene. This cutscene you are watching is pathetic.
Geez, I can't describe this. Look, I'll embed a collection of Sunshine cutscenes and hope it's in there somewhere.
The video starts out with a couple of cringeworthy scenes, and at around 3:38 we see it. The absolute worst cutscene I have ever laid my eyes on.
No. Don't talk about Zelda CD-i in here. We expected a bad Phillips-made Zelda game, and we got bad. We expected okay cutscenes from Nintendo, AND WE GOT THIS.
Actually, don't watch that cutscene. Take your mouse as far away from that play button as possible and save your sanity.

 

[genericusername64]

Nope

 

[DrHahn]

Nope

Wow that does take the cake. I hate you and your family for what you've done D:

 

[Jailbird408]

Nope

That is spectacularly bad voice acting. But the plot there isn't as bad as my example. *watches past halfway* No, wait, I take that back, this is just ridiculous. I have been beaten.

 

[Shakomaru]

Geez, I thought Robotnik had weird machines.

 

[SergeantAnt]

Nope

hahahaha omg when uru first started talking i just couldnt help but laugh. I mean i have nothing against gay people i just did not expect the hero to have a voice like that.

thank you for putting this up though. golden voice acting here

 

[Jailbird408]

But that cutscene from Mario Sunshine looked good. Good graphics, good voice acting, good expression, and overall quality. What's wrong?

Graphics are good, I'll give you that. But seriously, are you jumping forward to 3:38 like I asked you to? I, personally, cannot watch that scene without cringing and facepalming. Bowser's two lines are ridiculously hammy, they seem to have been done by two different people, and they are SWIMMING IN A GREEN LIQUID!

 

[Jailbird408]

Geez, I thought Robotnik had weird machines.

Umm... I know you shouldn't explain the joke, but how is this relevant?

 

[Shakomaru]

Geez, I thought Robotnik had weird machines.

Umm... I know you shouldn't explain the joke, but how is this relevant?

That blimp. That is the most insane machine I have ever seen. And Robotnik makes machines so crazy, they can even be prates that look like him. and breathe fire.

 

[Jazoni89]

Discussion value, Where are you?

It's just a typical Mario cut scene to me, nothing really cringe worthy about it.

Though saying that, when Mario shouted "welcome new galaxy" at the end of Mario galaxy, that was pretty cheesy.

 

[Jailbird408]

How is this cutscene not sticking in your heads and making you cringe and facepalm? I want that secret.

 

[Jazoni89]

How is this cutscene not sticking in your heads and making you cringe and facepalm? I want that secret.

Here's a secret, stop making threads with little, or no discussion value, it clogs up the website.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

I've played all the way through Mario Sunshine more than once. I liked the game a lot. I didn't see any problem with its cutscenes.

Actually, I can't really think of a bad, bad cutscene, not one that stands out as that horrible to me.

I'd like to give Gears of War 1's scenes a mention for giving me a headache because they didn't know how to hold its fucking camera still for a few seconds. But no, no game that I know of has any cutscenes that are bad enough to immediately jump out at me.

Wait a second...


...but even that could easily have been intentionally awkward. So... yeah.

Thats the thing, that scene was supposed to be deliberately awkward. They were laughing like that on purpose, to try and cheer Tidus up. You see that by the end of it they are laughing for real, rather than being ridiculous. People always take that cutscene out of context, but I actually think its kinda cute, if extremely hammy.


This one, however.....ooh boy. Gotta love the acting, esepcially Quan Chi. Its like watching an episode of power rangers.

 

[MisterDyslexo]

Its a game made for kids, what did you expect? Its not Bioware making it.