I hate vegetables

[veloper]

If all else fails you can prolly just substitute veggies with fruit.
Fruit + meat is a good monkey diet.

 

[Uncreation]

Weird.

also. cooked food is always vastly more nutritious for you than raw food. Vis: you would starve to death in three months on nothing but raw food.

Wait, what? From what i knew, it's the opposite: a good deal of nutrients are lost through cooking, especially when over cooked. For example i knew that most vitamins are destroyed by boiling.