I Have 0 Friends

[Jfswift]

You could try social networking sites like Facebook, Myspace, Livejournal, etc. Find groups of people with similar interests, it's pretty easy to meet people on there actually

 

[Flunk]

Play MMOs, pretty much any one works.

 

[TheScottishFella]

one tip don't value how many numbers you have in your friends list don't get to many either

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Pretty much every one of my close friends I met directly or indirectly through twilightsucks.com.
So... yeah, small-ish forums are a good place to start.

 

[PurpleSky]

hell just today 2 people on the escapist added me as a friend and I have no ideea why lol

 

[Dimbo_Sama]

I think you should make a thread about it and have interviews with potential friends similar to what you find in a job interview.

It would be more efficient and streamlined in today's fast paced world.

Nooo! Haven't you seen Audition!?!? Run away!!! Run away now!!!

 

[Outright Villainy]

What he said, it's oldies against them young 'uns now!

Like a reverse Logan's run or something...

Oh, well in that case, I'm up for that. Culling generation Y, before they can defend themselves! Look at them, mewling and pathetic! It sickens me.

Oh, sorry, I'm just practicing my villainous contempt. Carry on with the wanton slaughter, I'll join in later.

Hoi! I resent that! I do not mewl.
[sub]It's just a kind of...breathing...disfunction.[/sub]

*cocks shotgun*
Sorry, culling the herd and all that.
Nothing personal...

 

[enzilewulf]

mostly. I will tear your head off if you PM me. Just kidding of coarse, I would go with this too. I have met some very nice people on this sight and none will get mad at you unless your a troll or something. In fact I get a lot of PM's mainly on Avatars, so if you see one that interest's you then PM the person because you might share a common interest.

BTW where is your avatar from anyways? It sorta looks like it comes from gundam...

Gundam Seed Destiny. Athrun punching Shinn.

 

[Pariah87]

Just talk, if someone makes a point you like, click "reply" and agree with them, they might add you to their list of friends.

That sort of thing.

I disagree, after nearly 700 posts of spouting my general bs here I have yet to aquire a single "friend". Which actually doesn't bother me :s

OP, try a chatroom and become a regular there. Helps if you're usually on around the same time. I had a good 18 months on a myspace chatroom where a group of around 15 "regs" became pretty good buddies. Beware though, online "friends" bring a whole new set of shit to deal with, as most people online are only on it to ***** about things. Not to mention the whole "x is now in a long distance relationship with y" or "a really likes b but b is really into c so a is upset this evening". Seriously people, it's the internet...

 

[Yureina]

I don't have any real friends either, or at least real world friends. *shrug* Really, its not as bad as it sounds.

But... I can be an online friend perhaps. Shoot me a PM if you like.

 

[Cyrax987]

playing video games and talking in said game is a great way to make friends online.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Just talk, if someone makes a point you like, click "reply" and agree with them, they might add you to their list of friends.

That sort of thing.

I disagree, after nearly 700 posts of spouting my general bs here I have yet to aquire a single "friend". Which actually doesn't bother me :s

This is definitely true. I don't have that many posts yet, but still, nobody has spontaneously added me. I'm even part of a few groups, and still, nothing.

Kind of depressing, really.

 

[Sir-jackington]

If you don't mind my asking, if you have outside world friends why do you need online friends? or why don't you make some of your outside world friends into both?

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

I'd be your friend but I'm an unreliable asshole with narcissism and bad hygiene. It just really wouldn't work out, but thanks for playing!

Serious: Talk to people that you seem to have a common interest with, if they don't respond, move on to the next person in line. If you can't find anyone that "fits" then: Mass Murder. (that part wasn't serious... I can't believe I have to say that but... well... CYA)

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

I have heard great things about a website called "outside"

Dug it down. Too bright. Also the navigation was a bit iffy.

Controls are pretty intuitive though, it's got that going for it.

there's only one control mapping though which pissed me off

Surely you have all played this?
It's pretty good. You can make plenty of friends.

I object to that "no monthly fee" crap. They're called bills and taxes.

 

[Doclector]

I have heard great things about a website called "outside"

Yeah, sounds great. I prefer my online friends to my RL friends.

Get into some User Groups or start PMing people.

Yeah, they neither have the realistic means nor motivation to betray you. Well, outside of halo. But that's only when it's hilarious.

If you're looking to meet friends in a local area, look for a locally themed website. [/obvious]

 

[Kraiiit]

Try Transformice!

 

[commandersqwigly]

one of my best friends is from ps3

 

[Jedamethis]

What he said, it's oldies against them young 'uns now!

Like a reverse Logan's run or something...

Oh, well in that case, I'm up for that. Culling generation Y, before they can defend themselves! Look at them, mewling and pathetic! It sickens me.

Oh, sorry, I'm just practicing my villainous contempt. Carry on with the wanton slaughter, I'll join in later.

Hoi! I resent that! I do not mewl.
[sub]It's just a kind of...breathing...disfunction.[/sub]

*cocks shotgun*
Sorry, culling the herd and all that.
Nothing personal...

But I'm one of the mature, clever ones! Look! I can spell:
Exorbitant
Magnificent
Exquisite
Splendiferous
Uh...I've run out of long words to spell >.<