I have a dog on my lap, what to do you have?

[RetiarySword]

I'm here and my dog is on my lap. What do you have on your person what would normaly not be there?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I'm currently fidgeting with part of the figurine I got with my WAR Collector's Edition.

 

[Valkyira]

Clothes

 

[Legion]

Blood.
Wait, you said not normally.

Godamnit...

Clothes

That was my second choice.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Blood.
Wait, you said not normally.

Uh...I spilled water on myself.
So there's that.

A girl.

Oh wait, you said not normally.

 

[Hazy]

A Spanish Bulldog.

PS3 Controller. Speaking of which, why do I? I have a place to put it about 2 inches infront of me.. *Facepalm Self*

 

[iron codpiece]

a cat.

I'm a dog man myself. But I'm at my lady's place and she has cats. Cats that only want me to touch them in any way when I'm on the computer or something.

 

[Pimppeter2]

My hand, gently rubbing my....thigh?

 

[ace_of_something]

I have a PALS 9000 on my shoulder.

edit: the black one not the blue one.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

An imaginary girlfriend.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

My Laptop

 

[Mockingjay]

Duvet and laptop

 

[Octorok]

My aura. It is everywhere, including on my lap.

 

[DazZ.]

Mess.
Various sorts of mess.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Body parts...


...No, really, I have two prosthetic arms on my lap. Don't ask.