I have a dog on my lap, what to do you have?

[Arkhangelsk]

An urge to kill someone. Wait, you said not normally. Um... Pringles dirt on my fingers. Wait, that's normal too. Um...

 

[chefassassin2]

Blood.
Wait, you said not normally.

Uh...I spilled water on myself.
So there's that.

I actually do have blood on me.
And it's not supposed to be, or normally, there.
[sup]fabricating a side of beef and some pork at work, so it's not as creepifying as it could be.[/sup]

 

[sumanoskae]

Earphones

 

[darthzew]

Your mo- no. No... I'm not doing that. I quit that years ago.

I don't have anything on my lap at the moment.

 

[Shapsters]

A tent in my pants, oh ya!

Erm... I have nothing in my lap, I could very easily have a cat however.

 

[NotAPie]

My laptop.

 

[Lukeje]

My laptop...

 

[One Seven One]

drumsticks, from rockband, i get bored and randomly hit stuff with them.

 

[Koeryn]

A shoe. Luckily, no hamburger helper. Which is in front of my lap. And tastes like ass.

 

[Iampringles]

I have air, on, and surrounding my lap.

Body parts...


...No, really, I have two prosthetic arms on my lap. Don't ask.

*Asks*

 

[AlexanderAstartes]

Food. I?ve been living on ice lollies for the last week as a bet.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

cheese, table water crackers & a laptop.

 

[Spawny0908]

My laptop and my bird Cory

 

[thoraxe5000]

your mother lololololololololololololololololololololol

 

[aakibar]

A History text book/notes

yeah High School FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ElephantGuts]

Nothing. Nothing at all.

I'm so lonely...

Or, should I say, so ronery (breaks into song).

 

[masterblaze0]

Your mother.

Fur realz though, I haz my grandmother's cat.

 

[megapenguinx]

I'm here and my dog is on my lap. What do you have on your person what would normaly not be there?

Mine was in my lap too but was lured away with the promise of steak