I have a spoon problem.

[BaronAsh]

How about some disposable plastic spoons?

 

[Altorin]

I must be going snookin' loopy, I know I responded to this thread.

oh well

your secrets safe with me delete-o-mod

 

[GloatingSwine]

Man up and drink your coffee straight?

 

[Easykill]

How about some disposable plastic spoons?

You revived a thread after this long to say something already said? I think I'll report that.

Anyway, I must thank this thread for introducing me to those videos a long time ago, although I never did post.

EDIT: I apologize, it seems the Mods deleted the true perpetrator's post.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I spoon all the time. Oh wait, my bad, I mean I use spoons all the time. To stir my Tea with. Yes, I live in America and drink tea.

You know, I expected a much different topic when I read the title. I figured all those boyfriend/girlfriend topics were finally paying off for people, or something.

 

[USSR]

I refuse to drink out of a fucking self-stirring mug with a built-in jet engine for the same reason I'd never use a bidet. Too many things could go wrong man.

Amen.

I second that.

 

[dalek sec]

I never have this problem with my morning Dew.

Nor I with my morning Coke.

 

[Deschamps]

I think it's worth the $30 for the cool factor alone. Everyone who sees it will be jealous. I know I would. Just make sure you show it off as much as you can.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Well, you can use it to pick up lasses, with some truth-stretching.

"Look, ladies. I'm stirring this coffee...with the power of my mind!"
"Wow. We shall now swoon over you."
"So you shall."

That's quite probably how that shit would go down.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

You know, I just can't bring myself to drink coffee with artificial sweeteners. I've switched to diet sodas completely, but I just can't do it for coffee. I don't like anything messing with my coffee.

diet soda is worse for you, diet soda has nutrasweet, which means more sodium. sodium helps with the absorption of stuff into your body, especially fatty stuff. this also has no mention of what bad stuff it does to your brain

as for the topic on hand here's a very low tech solution:

put a sign in your cubicle/office that says "RETURN THE SPOON TO THE KITCHEN" problem solved

 

[DigitalSushi]

get a spork, no one ever hates on someone brandishing a spork, no matter what they do with it.

 

[This Person]

get a spork, no one ever hates on someone brandishing a spork, no matter what they do with it.

I'd be careful with sporks if I were you.
http://xkcd.com/419/

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I have one of those! It is so awesome. Get it.

 

[Tsuki Tanaka]

When you said you had a spoon problem, I thought your spoon was too big [http://youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ].

You, Sir, have won the internet.

Unfortunately, though...

THERE IS NO SPOON. =O

 

[DigitalSushi]

get a spork, no one ever hates on someone brandishing a spork, no matter what they do with it.

I'd be careful with sporks if I were you.
http://xkcd.com/419/

the exact reason people don't fuck with sporks, and "brandishers" of said sporks.

 

[xitel]

We used to sell these mugs in my Grandmother's store, and I can say that they work marginally well, you just can't fill them as much as you normally do or it will fly out over your desk. And your lap. Oh how that burned...

 

[BallPtPenTheif]

Just buy one of those science lab things where it's a pill shaped magnet with polar opposite ends. Then there is a heating plate looking device that alternates the polarity of the plate causing the magnet to spin around rapidly stirring whatever is in the container sitting on the magnetic plate.

A lot easier to clean than some weird plastic propeller gimmick cup.