I have been banned..........

[Urgh76]

If you had the ability to say one thing to your fellow Escapist bretheran before you thrown out of the glistening gates of the escapist and onto the cold dark streets of lolcats or another horrible website that we might as well call hell, what would you say?

I would say that all of you have really taken me in and listened to me when i had things to say. You guys were real friends. Especially you, Herb Sewell, T0mba, and Justanothergamer300

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I hid the treasure under the [insert location here].

 

[Mcupobob]

I'm sorry I was a prick and took the escapist for granted, I won't return for i'm being cast out of heaven for the comforts of hell bye.

 

[lwm3398]

You can ban me, or work on the real trolls. Your choice.

Then the Silver Hammer comes down.

 

[zombiejoe]

Ha, now you will never get the antidote
Oh wait a sec, didn't I drink the poisen
Gahhhhhhh *dead*

 

[Omikron009]

I try not to get banned, but if I ever was...screw you guys, I'm going home.

 

[Captain Schpack]

I'm sorry I was a prick and took the escapist for granted, I won't return for I'm being cast out of heaven for the comforts of hell bye.

Yea. Basically thanks, you guys, fro being The Most intelligent forum community that I've have ever been blessed to be a part of. Speaketh of me well and May God remain with me wherever my listless heart wander o'er.

 

[Disaster Button]

I'm so going to get the 4Chan Sentinels to assault your pearly Zion Gates of the Escapist, then who'll be sorry, bwahahahahahhahaha.

 

[RatRace123]

Fools, now you'll never know where I've hidden the antidote.

 

[Urgh76]

I might say this though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E29iOPSxF94&feature=related

 

[Ryuk2]

''Remember me as a successful troll!...arghhh....''

 

[reg42]

um... kthksbai?
Seriously, I dunno. Maybe "Thanks, Escapist forums for helping me kill a lot of time."

 

[A random person]

Continue my legacy of Nanoha fanboyism and combating of anime bashing, for I no longer can do so.

But because I can, joke answer: I can't let you do that.
*cuts off oxygen*

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

My ban is only the beginning....

 

[Grayjack]

You can ban me, or work on the real trolls. Your choice.

Then the Silver Hammer comes down.

Quoted for truth. Although I hope that I will never get banned.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Y'know what? FINE! I didn't like the Escapist anyway! It sucks here!

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OHGODPLEASENOILOVEITHEREPLEASEDON'TKICKMEOUTPLEASE!!!! *banned*

 

[Ben Legend]

I really am sorry for hacking into the escapist bank and sening out free cookies to everyone.

 

[AkJay]

I walk the fine line of being a frequenter of the Escapist, and not being enough of a self-righteous asshole (because I visit 4chan just as much as the Escapist).

 

[bodyklok]

They can take my ability to post! But they can never take my FREEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMMMMMM!