Well i shall be avoiding being banned, i try to be a good girl at all costs. But i suppose if i did have the choice to say one thing to everyone before hand, i would say:
"I'M SO SORRY! IT WASN'T ME, HE MADE ME DO IT!"
This once worked in college after my mate almost had me kicked off the internet for searching porn when i had gone to the toilet (in the college library). Thankfully the IT guys were really nice and believed me... SUCKERS! lol. (ok so some was her fault, others may have been mine for a laugh). Nothing that was on the websites was enough to cause concern, as they pointed out, had it been child porn or something then it would have been serious. As it was, my mate had looked up Rape as a laugh, thankfully i didn't get killed and camera's proved it was her.
Sorry about this long post.