I have not been raptured...

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Cheesus333

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Maybe if I stare at the sky long enough, the clouds will twist and shift to form "LOL JK" in giant letters...
 

Scarim Coral

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Well what do you know? It's 6.01 over here (UK) and nothing had happen. Horay.
 

Buizel91

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Scarim Coral said:
Well what do you know? It's 6.01 over here (UK) and nothing had happen. Horay.
Hehe same here xD My facebook is littered with jokes, and it's only been 5 minutes.

But apparently according to some, they changed the time to 11 so who knows, could still happen...but i HIGHLY doubt it.
 

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What I can't wait to see are the excuses that are sure to flow! I wonder what they'll go with? I can think of a number of excuses that they'll use due to the massive amounts of cognitive dissonance that's threatening to snap their brain in two:

1) "Jesus DID come back! He's just invisible!"
2) "When Camping said "Earthquake", he was referring to the "spiritual" earthquake that has shaken our souls! Yeah! It was, uh, a metaphor all along! I wasn't a gullible fool! I WASN'T!"
3) "We ARE in Heaven. It just.... looks a lot like Earth!"
4) "Our praying was so awesome we stayed God's hand!"
5) "Oh it's begun.... you just don't know it yet! October 21st, THAT'S the real date!"
6) "No one was saved and we're all in Hell, which suspiciously looks like Earth"
7) "It's happening - but the news media is hiding it from you to stop you from panicking!"
8) "The souls of true christians were raptured, but the bodies still move about like zombies, animated by the devil himself to fool you all!"

And last but not least:

9) "What are you talking about? I never said the world would end today! NO I DIDN'T!"
 

Yauntom

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To be frank I never thought more of this world as that of a program on god's computer.
 

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I say we barricade ourselves into the nearest defensible location and fight off the slavering hordes. Zombie rules. If god or satan want this planet they're going to have to fight us for it!
 

Xero Scythe

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thethingthatlurks said:
Oh dear, it would appear I am still on terra firma post rapture, which means I (and incidentally all of you who are still here) will have to suffer through the end of the world. So, fellow doomed escapists, what shall I do 'till the arrival of those four horsemen? Rape? Arson? Looting? Murdering my asshole neighbor? Praying for forgiveness?

On a slightly more serious note: let us suppose there actually was a rapture (copious amounts of peyote help with the suspension of disbelief), and all of us still on earth are doomed. What would we do? I mean as a civilization, given that only a small number of people are supposed to be "saved." Apparently there are supposed to be natural disasters, so would it be in our interest to avert as much suffering as possible, or give in to our most animalistic instincts and loot? Prepare for retaliation against whatever cosmic force wants to obliterate all there is, or ask it for mercy? Yes, this is a serious question. What should humanity do to avert its own extinction? We do have a fairly strong self-preservation instinct after all.

PS: no, I of course do not believe in such ludicrous fairy tales like the apocalypse (which incidentally only means "prophecy" or "revelation," not "destruction of the world"). Besides, the stars are not even properly aligned to allow the Old Ones to return...
The Rapture isn't supposed to start until 6:00. Though this guy is as of now 0/7 for predicting the end of the world, and will be 0/8 by the time this is over. No man may know the time of the Second Coming.

Oh God, why did I click the red button...
 

GodofDisaster

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It's now 18:12 here in Northern Ireland and.


Yeah I'm not a fan of Elton John, I just thought this was this perfect excuse to use this song.
 

Ulvai

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theemporer said:
Ulvai said:
Did anyone read "Salvation War" ? It has basically this premise. People left behind decided to fight Legions Of Hell, and won. Then, they looked up...
That sounds like a VERY good idea for a video game. Maybe this won't be so bad :)
You know, just as long as we can respawn >.<
You can read it here: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=118769&highlight, btw. It's web original mockumentary, "World War Z" style.
 

Aurgelmir

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Dulcinea said:
The end of the world already happened.

This is Heaven.
If this is heaven I sort of don't want to be here, seeing as I had my Saturday ruined by having to work. Pretty sure I am still on earth, or in hell.
 

Azure0_0Cent

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6:25 PM EST. Rapture Watch. *sticks head out window* No Jesus or his angels here. So much for that.

December 21, 2012. Do your worst, Mayans. We'll be ready to laugh our asses off when the time comes.
 

thethingthatlurks

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Azure0_0Cent said:
6:25 PM EST. Rapture Watch. *sticks head out window* No Jesus or his angels here. So much for that.

December 21, 2012. Do your worst, Mayans. We'll be ready to laugh our asses off when the time comes.
Ditto. It's 6:09pm here in Texas, and I made it through my graduation without a hitch. 'course, that was a bunch of godless science majors so I doubt anybody would be raptured.

Sooo...no end of the world today. But my original question still stands: suppose something horrific had happened today, what would you have done?
 

Azure0_0Cent

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Rape, pillage, plunder. That sort of thing. XD

Seriously? I don't really know. Hook up with a lady, maybe. Drink myself stupid. Try to figure a way to survive if I don't die.
 

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Chiiru said:
Poofs said:
Chiiru said:
Poofs said:
You do realize that the 83-year old priest says the world ends tonight at 6pm, correct?
you do realize the old fart said rapture, and the true end of the world (well to him) is in October, right?
You mean that all good Christians are supposed to ascend to Heaven tonight at 6pm, then everyone left will have to fight it out with Demons for 5 months, THEN the universe is destroyed?

Yes, I am aware of that
So technically, it isn't the end yet, that's all I was trying to get at.

I mean, if you believe this stuff, that is.
So we're on the same page then :D

and no, i don't believe in this stuff, i'm too much of an Atheist for it