Maybe if I stare at the sky long enough, the clouds will twist and shift to form "LOL JK" in giant letters...
Hehe same here xD My facebook is littered with jokes, and it's only been 5 minutes.Scarim Coral said:Well what do you know? It's 6.01 over here (UK) and nothing had happen. Horay.
then why are gas prices so high? Is the All Mighty an oil baron too?Dulcinea said:This is Heaven.
The Rapture isn't supposed to start until 6:00. Though this guy is as of now 0/7 for predicting the end of the world, and will be 0/8 by the time this is over. No man may know the time of the Second Coming.thethingthatlurks said:Oh dear, it would appear I am still on terra firma post rapture, which means I (and incidentally all of you who are still here) will have to suffer through the end of the world. So, fellow doomed escapists, what shall I do 'till the arrival of those four horsemen? Rape? Arson? Looting? Murdering my asshole neighbor? Praying for forgiveness?
On a slightly more serious note: let us suppose there actually was a rapture (copious amounts of peyote help with the suspension of disbelief), and all of us still on earth are doomed. What would we do? I mean as a civilization, given that only a small number of people are supposed to be "saved." Apparently there are supposed to be natural disasters, so would it be in our interest to avert as much suffering as possible, or give in to our most animalistic instincts and loot? Prepare for retaliation against whatever cosmic force wants to obliterate all there is, or ask it for mercy? Yes, this is a serious question. What should humanity do to avert its own extinction? We do have a fairly strong self-preservation instinct after all.
PS: no, I of course do not believe in such ludicrous fairy tales like the apocalypse (which incidentally only means "prophecy" or "revelation," not "destruction of the world"). Besides, the stars are not even properly aligned to allow the Old Ones to return...
You can read it here: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=118769&highlight, btw. It's web original mockumentary, "World War Z" style.theemporer said:That sounds like a VERY good idea for a video game. Maybe this won't be so badUlvai said:Did anyone read "Salvation War" ? It has basically this premise. People left behind decided to fight Legions Of Hell, and won. Then, they looked up...
You know, just as long as we can respawn >.<
If this is heaven I sort of don't want to be here, seeing as I had my Saturday ruined by having to work. Pretty sure I am still on earth, or in hell.Dulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.
Ditto. It's 6:09pm here in Texas, and I made it through my graduation without a hitch. 'course, that was a bunch of godless science majors so I doubt anybody would be raptured.Azure0_0Cent said:6:25 PM EST. Rapture Watch. *sticks head out window* No Jesus or his angels here. So much for that.
December 21, 2012. Do your worst, Mayans. We'll be ready to laugh our asses off when the time comes.
So we're on the same page thenChiiru said:So technically, it isn't the end yet, that's all I was trying to get at.Poofs said:You mean that all good Christians are supposed to ascend to Heaven tonight at 6pm, then everyone left will have to fight it out with Demons for 5 months, THEN the universe is destroyed?Chiiru said:you do realize the old fart said rapture, and the true end of the world (well to him) is in October, right?Poofs said:You do realize that the 83-year old priest says the world ends tonight at 6pm, correct?
Yes, I am aware of that
I mean, if you believe this stuff, that is.
But, I would be doing something better in heaven.Dulcinea said:You're using a computer in Heaven.General_Potatoes said:Then why am I still on the escapist?Dulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.