My problems with the Catalyst, as I posted on the BSN:
1) Who the hell is water boy? When asked he only says "I control the Reapers" that's not who you are, it's what you do, there is no foreshadowing, no explanation, no hint, that something, or someone controlos the reapers, is he a manifestation of some sort, God perhaps?
As it stands he is who he says he is, and Shepard just accepts it without any other question, he is a deus ex machina, and the worse type of one, there is nothing or anything that could justify or explain his existence, he's not even a twist plot device, who was hinted at or mentioned, he's existance starts and ends within those five minutes, and hence why he feels so out of place, and dare I say tacked on.
2) "They are My solution./Solution to what?/ Chaos." No they aren't, they are the bringers of chaos, for at least two cycles, the reapers have been what breaks order in the galaxy, they broke the Prothean empire who was based in the utmost order, and they are now breaking the galactic council in the present cycle, council that has been making efforts into creating a galactic peace, and slowly adding more species to their ranks
3) "The created will always rebel against their creators/ (...) without us to stop it synthetics will always kill the organics" This is really flawed, the only examples presented to us during the three ME3 games were 2, the first one the Geth.
Aside from acting in self-defense and NOT chasing the Quarians into outer space (something that a synthetic would do to their creator would do according to Mr. Transparent Kid) all the geth wanted was to build a giant spaceship to store all their data, a home and leave, they had no use for Rannoch, this is until ME1, when Sovereign a.k.a Reaper nº1 decided to change their fate and influence them to follow him to attack organic life, Reapers are the only reason the Geth ever left their space and became antagonists, they are also like that in ME 3 because the reapers pulled the same stunt again, the Reapers caused synthetics to fight organics.
Case nº2 The Metacon Wars, a war between a synthetic species against their creators and then the Protheans, a war that the Protheans were winning and would finally put things into order again, until.... The Reapers decided to show up and give the synthetics the leverage, Reapers brought doom and chaos that the Protheans were about to subside and avoid.
These 2 are the only times that the plot mentions a pattern like this of creation vs creators, and both times it was both the reapers who ****ed things up for the rest of us, not the goddamn Organics.
3) "We harvest full grown civilizations and leave the young to grow/ It's the solution." What a ****ty solution. You have massive warships that are larger than any race built spaceship, and the only solution you have to stop synthetics from killing organics is to wipe major organic races? Did Mr. Ghost from Cycles Past ever thought about using reapers to put an end to synthetic uprisings or if he's feeling fair, kill both creator and creation alone? You act as a God, and yet you decide to not play judge, if anything is anywhere near being a keeper of order is, it's goddamn starships that take out entire fleets, mass genocidal on a galactic level doesn't make sense, when you can just punish the guilty and then go back to wherever plot-hole dark space you came from.
And on the harvest thing, you don't harvest, you mutilate, gload to, terrorize, manipulate, destroy, infect, degenerate, and become a living nightmare, with all the technology in this universe and your hollier-than thou persona, you think dissecting and play organic lego and then throw the frankensteins at their family's face is a clean and rightful way to go about harvesting, even the Anti-Spirals in TTGL had their hands cleaner than this.
The difference between this idea that Paranormal Activity Kid is trying to transmit of "Misunderstood Keepers of Peace Squad Reapers"contradicts and breaks the flow and is completely alien and off putting from the gload, dark, manipulative arrogant, menacing, torturing and threatening attitude/action of Harbinger & co, it just doesn't fit in any way with the idea that a 5 minutes Ectoplasm is trying to make me believe
5) "This was my solution/ But it won't work anymore" Orly? So far it was working, and you Casper, the doomsday friendly ghost were the only hope to stop them.
It never stopped working, the reapers are winning and if you threw sheppard off the ship it would still work, this line of thought by Catalyst doesn't even make sense. There is no need to change the solution, since it's working pretty well, just because an organic got there doesn't mean anything, but if you are feeling threatened it's because there's something that might stop you, something not on your 6th sense plans or will, meaning you give options that you accept, but not options that shepard and by connection the player might agree, this is a plothole on so many levels.
The kid is afraid of something, but you never really get to push that thought because you just blindly agree to his options.
5) "synthetics will kill organics pt 2" Mr. Transparent says this like it's a law, a cycle that you couldn't avoid or break to which reapers are the only answer, something that will always happen, yet just two hours early you have acheived peace between the synthetics and the organics Even if in the future the situation happens again, it was proven by actions that you can reach compromise, and altough History tends to repeat itself, the same applies to good things, not only to bad, for every war between a synthetic race, there can be acheived peace.
6) "The crucible changed me" Why?It's a device, an object, what the hell are you then? A merely object shouldn't affect a superior form life, or moses the ghost, and if a machine can give you options, why can't you lord of the machines create a machine that opens up new options, this is a loop of holes that could go on and on, if God kid is a god why would an object alter his essence, if he's not, why is the player even forced to go along, if it's just the opinion of something that controls he's enemies with no direct ties to anything but the enemies?
7) "These are the only solutions" How about I, the player commander shepard of the normandy, peace maker between organics and synthetics, the saviour of the krogan, the hero of Mindoir, the guy who brought order to all the races in order to protect our existance and the galaxy cannot convince you or even tell you to retreat, you control the reapers why don't you just pick up your squidface friends and go back, we changed every reason that you had to harvest us (even if we consent his logic), and yet you will either continue pushing, or accept one of the three options you impose? You can just, stop. Have hope. The most logical answer is the only one that we don't get.
8) "From me to we?" At the begining Mr. Ethereal Shenanigans said "I" control the reapers, they are my solutions meaning he was something outside the reapers, at the end of the conversation he speaks about destroy, control or synthesis in a we form.
So either you control the reapers, or you are the reapers, in the first case, if you control them you can make them stop, you can even tell them to dance, since you have full control of them. If you are the reapers, there is no point into even believe your bull****.
I hope I didn't miss anything, if I did i apologize, either way i'm here not because i want a happy ending, but because I don't want to allow that such a clumsy, cliche'd, flawed and utterly bull**** logic to be the end and the final memory that I have from the trilogy i came to care about so much.