I have the power!

[PsychicTaco115]

I HAVE THE POWER!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I HAVE THE- .. . .

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to see into the future...don't go with that girl, she'll rob you in your sleep!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to make zombie escape routes!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to be a zombie that has sworn vengeance on PsychicTaco!
I WILL GET YOU DAMNIT!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to kill the zombie of I Stomp On Kittens

Don't judge me too harshly

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to shoot down unidentified flying objects, that includes flying taco demons.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to read!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

ey haf teh poiur 2 scpeel!!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to eat your food.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to go to the store and buy food!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to go to the food and buy the store!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to do the Gangnam Style!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to punch your knee caps off for that one..

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to get new knee caps!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to trim my beard!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to grow Wolverine-like side burns!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to be half asleep during a lecture and still get 100% on the quiz on said lecture!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to never see strange things.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I have the ultimate non-stoppable power of self delusion!