I have the power!

[Kae]

I have the power of finding my way by tripping over my feet and then hitting my head on the street sign of a street I did recognize.
[sub]< But seriously I was just 5 blocks away from home, how embarrassing.[/sub]

 

[Mel Theofficegamergirl]

I have the power to consume unfathomable quantities of tequila.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I have the power of feeling hungry when I haven't eaten!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to stress out majorly...

 

[Kae]

@SomeLameStuff
Hey I got the negative version of that, I have the power of involuntarily forgetting when I haven't eaten and not noticing that I'm hungry.
[sub][sub]An inconvenient power, as I don't notice until I have 3 days without eating and can barely move, or just being completely immobilised because I have no energy often vomiting stomach acids.
[sub]By the way that's way worse than it sounds.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I have the power to watch paint dry.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to defy gravity by jumping!

 

[Kae]

I have the power of opening closed shops and then almost get arrested by the police because of it.
[sub]I seriously have no idea how I did it, I thought it was open and I pushed and it opened, but the lock was clearly closed, I think I may have a real superpower![/sub]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to eat food and not gain much weight!

 

[Kae]

I have the power to declare that I have a power.

[sub]Captcha says: kill time, but since that's what I'm doing already, I wonder what he means...[/sub]

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to not get bored, ever!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to force myself awake!

 

[Kae]

I have the power of still being awake, despite having stuff to do tomorrow, but that's what happens when I listen to music.
[sub]Also music sounds a thousand times better when you're all drowzy, it feels magical.[/sub]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to go to the beach with a friend this weekend!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I have the power to make all my co-workers look at their watches when I leave work early.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to eat food and be on the internet AT THE SAME TIME!