I have the power!

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to really not wanting to go to work!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to be at work!

 

[MrCollins]

I have power to watch the news!

 

[kailus13]

I have the power to check the weather forecast.

 

[Headsprouter]

I have the power to overthink.

 

[thesilentman]

I have the power to doublethink.

 

[kailus13]

I have the power to double cross.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to post continuously.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to post to recover quickly from getting a cold!

 

[thesilentman]

I have the power to write!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to duplicate tables so that they may be flipped!
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

 

[kailus13]

I have the power to unflip tables. ¦¨¦¡¦¨«Î(¨¬_¨¬«Î) Now stop flipping tables.

 

[thesilentman]

I have the power to be insane!

 

[kailus13]

I seem to have the power to mess up the table emoticon.

 

[Headsprouter]

I have the power to welcome you back!

Also laser beams, thank you, captcha!

 

[kailus13]

I have the power to write in col[color=light blue]o[/color]ur.

 

[Headsprouter]

Tizzy has the power to be the latest poster on all the front-page threads! And I have the power, to stop him!

MUAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!