I have the power!

[sky14kemea]

I have the power to soil myself by accident.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to plant things in soil.

 

[sky14kemea]

I have the power to salt the earth.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to pepper the seas.

 

[sky14kemea]

I have the power to destroy you all.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to lurk underfoot and in doorways.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to be animal friendly.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to tangle electrical wiring to an infuriating degree.

 

[sky14kemea]

I have the power to change my hair colour at will!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to not care about my hair!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to reaaaaally get under people's skin sometimes.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to take a final exam tomorrow!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to dodge difficult discussions.

 

[Teoes]

I have the power to fix broken spreadsheets! /flex

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to regurgitate interesting things from the past few days!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to be in a different province!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to burrow under carpets.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to slip on ice! DX

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to slip on ice! DX

I have the power to be slippery when wet.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to ignore responsibilities.