I have the power!

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to procrastinate super hard!

 

[Ruedyn]

I have the power of 3 grammar nazis.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to post on here whenever I darn well feel like!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to hurt myself for no reason!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to resist food for incredible amounts of time!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to propel myself through the water very quickly!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to activate nostalgia!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to speed browse Reddit/9gag!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to urinate out of my eyebrows!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to notice avatar changes!

I have the power to speed browse Reddit/9gag!

My friend would haaaaaaaaaaaaaate you for saying that.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to speed browse Reddit/9gag!

My friend would haaaaaaaaaaaaaate you for saying that.

Why would he hate me?

OT: I have the power to respond to quotes!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to be extremely impressed!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to waste away my time on the Escapist for days at a time.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to do the same, I have been on all day today. I have way too much free time, GO GET ME A JOB!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to post waaaaaay too much instead of going out to look for job number 2.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to hold 2 summer jobs, but not one during the school year!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to suggest that we all work together!