I have the power!

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to guarantee the right to drink alcohol!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to make instant ramen!

 

[karcentric]

I have the power to feel AWESOME!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to make sub-par television shows of higher quality British shows!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to see pretty rocks.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to see ugly rocks..
:c

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to make you sense when ever I feel like it!!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to upload the last episode of Crash Bandicoot!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to reach an Escapist milestone!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to be oh so proud of you!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to prepare a thread in self-congratulatory wanking pride of this!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to congratulate you!
I also have the power to bake you a lovely poisonous cake.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to cross-out words too cut myself a great big slice of that cake!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to make this thread available to the public!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to drink beer tonight.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to have drank last night!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to drink soda and watch other people have alcohol!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to get stomachaches!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to have a Landmark badge! And to make a post about it after I finish a video!