I haven't been here for over a year. What's changed that I need to know about?

[Patrick Buck]

Bring those sandy condoms and knives this way, cowboy.

Bou, I like you, but sometimes you really worry me

OT: Why aren't more people mentioning me joining the site? It's obviously the best thing to ever happen. In anything.

Because we know it won't take long before you appear in a thread and announce it yourself. You're all over these forums like a bad rash!

Replace bad with fucking awesome and rash with best person ever and I totally agree.

For all that you talk about sex all the time, you're gaining a pretty enormous post count in a very short time. I'm surprised you actually have time for any shagging what with posting in every topic ;-)

I'm single. I currently have no life ;-;

It's possible to have a life while single! I play video games, go for long walks, read books and oh god I'm so lonely somebody save meeeeeeee!

....ahem

Like I said. Totally possible!

We should hook up.

I'm worried you might break me...

It will only hurt if you fight it.

Considering that it's you, I'm sure it'll hurt whatever I do

Now THIS is the most horrorfying conversation I have ever read. Oh jesus. And I've been on 4Chan (Breifly, to see if the rumours were true. Oh god they were.)

 

[Patrick Buck]

This is quite probably the most horrorfying conversation I have ever read.

Is this your first time on the internet or something? Hoo, boy, could I point you toward some horrible discussions. Ever heard of Conservapedia? it's a sophisticated device intended to turn the reader's brain into soup. Self-aware soup, that feels naught but agony.

A: I quoted the wrong thing, B: This is basically the only forum I go on. I keep away from the creepier stuff.

Normally. But then the internet just *HAS* to send me to a bad place. BAAAAAAAD PPLLLLLAAAACEEE.

 

[SonicWaffle]

This is quite probably the most horrorfying conversation I have ever read.

Is this your first time on the internet or something? Hoo, boy, could I point you toward some horrible discussions. Ever heard of Conservapedia? it's a sophisticated device intended to turn the reader's brain into soup. Self-aware soup, that feels naught but agony.

A: I quoted the wrong thing

Anything involving Boudica and sex will be horrible, she's crazy

B: This is basically the only forum I go on. I keep away from the creepier stuff.

Normally. But then the internet just *HAS* to send me to a bad place. BAAAAAAAD PPLLLLLAAAACEEE.

You seem like a nice guy, and I hate to do this to you, but I'd be remiss in my duty as an absolute and total bastard if I didn't link you to, oh, let's just say for example...


Conservapedia's talk page on the 2012 summer Olympics.

[link]http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:2012_Summer_Olympics[/link]

Awesome, isn't it? Until I read that, I had no idea that countries which were increasingly atheistic were going to win less medals, or that countries which legalised gay marriage would (by virtue of logic) wouldn't do as well because "nancy boys don't contribute to population growth".

Does it hurt? Does it make your brain bleed? Well, something to think about; for Conservapedia, that's nice. That's them being - relatively speaking - rational. In the past they've argued that faith is a uniquely Christian concept and that liberal dogma is the cause of American obesity. Enjoy!

 

[SonicWaffle]

Everything went to shit.

I like this level of world-weary cynicism with someone who has a forum account dated six months ago ;-)

 

[Threeseventyfive]

Everything went to shit.

I like this level of world-weary cynicism with someone who has a forum account dated six months ago ;-)

I was mostly joking, but I've been here for like 2 years.

Although I do think the image-spam needs to stop.

 

[Patrick Buck]

This is quite probably the most horrorfying conversation I have ever read.

Is this your first time on the internet or something? Hoo, boy, could I point you toward some horrible discussions. Ever heard of Conservapedia? it's a sophisticated device intended to turn the reader's brain into soup. Self-aware soup, that feels naught but agony.

A: I quoted the wrong thing

Anything involving Boudica and sex will be horrible, she's crazy

B: This is basically the only forum I go on. I keep away from the creepier stuff.

Normally. But then the internet just *HAS* to send me to a bad place. BAAAAAAAD PPLLLLLAAAACEEE.

You seem like a nice guy, and I hate to do this to you, but I'd be remiss in my duty as an absolute and total bastard if I didn't link you to, oh, let's just say for example...


Conservapedia's talk page on the 2012 summer Olympics.

[link]http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:2012_Summer_Olympics[/link]

Awesome, isn't it? Until I read that, I had no idea that countries which were increasingly atheistic were going to win less medals, or that countries which legalised gay marriage would (by virtue of logic) wouldn't do as well because "nancy boys don't contribute to population growth".

Does it hurt? Does it make your brain bleed? Well, something to think about; for Conservapedia, that's nice. That's them being - relatively speaking - rational. In the past they've argued that faith is a uniquely Christian concept and that liberal dogma is the cause of American obesity. Enjoy!

You... You just... You just ruined the internet for me.
*Single tear*

Thank god I'm British, and can repress my emotions to such a degree, I can pretend I haven't just seen something so stupid and repress it for forty years.

But seriously, wow, they have so much stupid. They should leave some for the rest of us.

 

[SonicWaffle]

Everything went to shit.

I like this level of world-weary cynicism with someone who has a forum account dated six months ago ;-)

I was mostly joking, but I've been here for like 2 years.

Although I do think the image-spam needs to stop.

I'm with you on that. It's a get-out clause to avoid having a conversation, just posting pictures.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Everyone had a rape party with guns involved and only women were allowed in, I heard it's ongoing still. I heard Daystar is there aswell.

Also, I rock.