I Hit It With My Axe: Episode One: Meet the Party

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grab_bag

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i'm actually really interested to see this. i'm not looking to be entertained; it's kind of documentary-ish, and i'd like to get insight from these women on their experiences as being both "geeky" women and in the adult entertainment industry. based on a lot of the comments i've seen, men seem to think that sexiness/femininity and geeky pastimes are incompatible, which is so blatantly not true. they all seem like pretty cool ladies, and i want to know their stories.

i am kind of glad to see that there are a lot of people who saw through the blatant "hey sexy women doing geeky thing" hook though.
 

Unca Bob

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Having now listened to that whole thing I can say without hesitation: n00b party. Sigh. At least they didn't mix editions like one guy I know.
 

Lord Dracogangake

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The sight of these people playing DnD is just pricelessly funny...the concept it good. It's a very good place to start.
The video itself, however, will need some work. Hopefully, the later episodes will feature more action (in the game) and funnier lines.
 

el_kabong

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I really did not enjoy this video at all. Aside from being of generally questionable quality (which I don't view as a deal-breaker), I can't really understand the appeal or reason for its existence. I've tried to justify it on a few levels, but nothing pans out.

Is it a depraved attempt to gather nerd attention with sex appeal? It doesn't seem so. Sure, they're in the adult entertainment industry. But nothing happens that could be remotely considered sexy. If the mere presence of women is enough to get you excited, then the same "pandering to nerd sex-drive" logic could be said for any video on the Escapist with female cast members.

Is it shocking that it's about porn stars? Sweet lord, no. The only people nowadays who are shocked by discussion of porn stars and lurid material is my grandparents. We don't live in the 50's. Porn stars have even run for public office in today's world.

Is it shocking that people besides fat nerds play DnD? No. There's enough popular media references and minor celebrities that have "come out" as DnD nerds to severely hamper the fat nerd mythos (see Vin Diesel video). The group I play with weekly is composed entirely of my fraternity brothers (or frat boys, as the more prejudice among you may know us). Our DM picked up on the game when he was in Iraq. You know, in between fighting a war. We break the fat nerd stereotype. Does that mean we should get a show on the Escapist? Absolutely not, because of the answer to my next question.

Is it fun to watch people play DnD? NO! The crossword example given previously in the forum is perfect. The game is fun if you play it. An onlooker may be intrigued by what happens at the table as a first introduction, but they're only going to get caught up in the social experience if they participate. There are some videos/movies out there that I absolutely adore that are based on tabletop games, but they're fiction. Scenes are scripted, rehearsed, and edited to get the maximum impact out of the scenarios revolving around the world of tabletop gaming without uninteresting, unimportant, poorly delivered dialogue that results from any real gaming group. For every witty comment you and your friends have while gaming, there's about 5 that are lame or too inside for a general audience.

Is it a good ambassador for tabletop gaming? I don't think it's going to sway any tabletop haters to pick up some dice and start rolling. It may convince some gamers to pursue careers in the adult industry, though.

In summary, I've tried to look at this from every angle. I cannot find any reason anyone would find this interesting, nor why the Escapist would pick it up as a series. It has a weak, up-front premise with no actual indication that we can hope for improvement in the long-run. I hope Escapist drops this series. I'll be doing my part by not watching it as hard as I can.
 

0over0

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Some of you are way too critical. It's not costing you anything, and if you don't like it, don't watch it.

I guess some of you would really enjoy living in a world in which no one ever tries anything different. In that world, 99% of the games you have enjoyed would never have been designed in the first place.

Lighten up, people.
 

charlesf

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Zak, WTF, I liked it. But to be honest, I follow your blog so it's like seeing old friends. Because of that though I can't pretend I can watch it with fresh eyes so I don't have anything to offer in the "it's boring" "it's not boring" debate.

Camera work & lights? Doesn't worry me, but it is kind of rough. Although me & my group played last night & you know? Now I think of it the mise-en-scene is not dissimilar to my own recollections of the table after 2 or 3 beers & my cleric's just bitten the dust vs the boss in the endgame with our barb the Hulk jumping up and down screaming "we need fucking healing here NOW" at the paladin who's like, "but I only got one healing shot left--do you think?" while Jules our amniesiac demonologist just stares at them kind of glazey-eyed and starts mumbling into his red wine and so forth. So, maybe the production values aren't so whacked after all, artistically speaking.

Actually the more I think about that, and the chaotic kind of nature of your games & your group, it's possible the Blair Witch camera work could be just about the only style that *would* faithfully capture the spirit of being in that room with you all.

RE: the comments that the show's contrived and some kind of blatant cross-promotion sellout (although exactly who's selling out, the pornstas or the geeks, doesn't seem to be agreed)--this is kind of [very] funny actually, seeing as this is an actual group that's actually been playing together in an actual campaign for what, actual months now. With you actually GMing.

That's my 2. Can't wait to see the rest of the shows.
 

Shamanic Rhythm

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This is the most boring video I've ever seen in my life. I don't honestly understand whose idea it is that watching in on role playing games is amusing, but for some reason these shows keep popping up on here. This particular one has awful production - anyone else notice the speaker feedback around the 2 minute mark? - and seems to be riding purely on the idea that it fulfills someone's fantasy of pornstars playing D&D.

It seems to me that The Escapist is just desperately trying to make the Zero Punctuation lightning strike twice; flooding the site with new and unrefined attempts to combine gaming and humour. Most of these are downright dull: Unskippable's actual cutscenes are frequently funnier than the commentary that comes with them; I wouldn't understand what Rebecca Mayes is singing were it not for the captions, and even then it takes too long to set up a decent parody; ENN has decent material but it's frequently ruined by a lack of comic timing; Game Dogs is just completely unfunny. I don't know if they already hire writers, but if they aren't, that would be my first suggestion for how to improve the existing shows and establish a standard for any potential newcomers.
 

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0over0 said:
Some of you are way too critical. It's not costing you anything, and if you don't like it, don't watch it.

I guess some of you would really enjoy living in a world in which no one ever tries anything different. In that world, 99% of the games you have enjoyed would never have been designed in the first place.

Lighten up, people.
So as long as I don't pay money for it I should keep my opinion to myself? That's pretty weak as far as arguments go, especially considering that this premise seems to work only for negative reviews. If I got your concept right, ideally this comment section should consist of nothing but absolute praise, because it's "different".

Which brings me to the second point: Most supporters here argue it's "new", "fresh" or "different". Care to tell me why? It's people playing D&D. I don't really see how this is different or new at all. And knowing their profession doesn't change the fact that they're just playing D&D. Not a bit. (And no, even tossing in some sexual remarks doesn't add anything unusual to the setting.) The only thing which would make this different is if they would switch between the real world and the "Roleplay"-world - only that even this has been done about a hundred bazillion times already.

So...yeah, I'd like to hear how any of that is...special. You know, apart from throwing in a would-be-controversy that reeks of attention-hogging.
 

Reolus

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I'm interested from the perspective of seeing how an all-female group plays D&D, as I've only ever run all-male and mixed groups myself.

There's certainly a lot of hatred out here for this one, but I'm not sure what the basis of it is. I see the reasons why people think they hate it, but all it seems to me to be is "this feature does not please my particular demographic".

/shrug
 
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this seemed a bit pointless to me to be honest.
Is it an attempt to make D&D cool?

EDIT Also, isn't making a show about porno stars tempting people to incur the moderators wrath with inappropriate comments?
 

TazTheTerrible

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I don't get why people expect it to be shocking. I don't watch ANYTHING on the Escapist because it's shocking, hell I don't even watch most of it because it's novel. Unskippable and Zero Punctuation are far from new or shocking concepts. But I still love watching because they do what they do so well.

It's just a show about people interacting in a fun way. You can argue about the people being interesting or shows like this in general being interesting or entertaining, that's a personal preference.

I don't get why people are demanding it to be world shockingly original though.
 

bakonslayer

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Russ Pitts, you crazy genius. You've humanized D&D to a mass audience. This is a clever and very cool video series.

I am surprised, amazed, liberated, confused, and very, VERY intrigued.

Only on The Escapist.
 

Chechosaurus

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A friend of mine said that there was a new show on here and defined it as "a bunch of porn stars playing DnD" and I thought he was being sarcastic with the porn star aspect of that sentence but it appears not....

Anyway; I got bored pretty quick and only made it 3/4 way through the episode. The camera was really annoying as were the girls but I shan't give up on it quite yet.
 

Jenx

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This show just isn't going to work. Why? Because you have some generally unfunny people playing D&D for the first time. This means that they will likely not say anything humorous and that they are not familiar enough with the game to make interesting characters.

See, in general, it's more fun doing something that watching someone else doing it. I'd prefer to go play a tabletop RPG with some friends than watch a bunch of people who have no idea what they are doing play it.