I Hit It With My Axe: Episode One: Meet the Party

[dmcc85]

oh, and here is more about mandy morbid, but i think she just wants us to know, because she even WROTE her name in this video
Removed. -Mod

i kinda like her porn ... a little, but why is she here on the escapist?
i do not want her to be here!
didnt check the other girls, but if this is a lesbien orgy of "dungeons and dragons" i'd rather "HIT THAT WITH MY AXE!"

 

[Skratt]

Love it. Can't wait to see more.

 

[CopperBoom]

Meh... It's like my DnD group... without strippers... or girls...

Mine is similar, but *sometimes* girls.

It is kind of a funny premise...
"Why do you watch Alt-Porn? ...to watch girls prat on about nonsense and barely play the game promised in the header? Have we got a show for you."

...so *ahem* does Frankie have anything online...

 

[CopperBoom]

*snip*
I've gotta say, this is easily the worst video in escapist history, way to go.

Did you accidentally watch Game Dogs?
Hahahaha.

 

[Callate]

I don't know... Something about watching Sasha Grey play D&D is vaguely awesome. It's a pity it's so fragmented, though. Surely there was a continuous one-minute long stretch of the thing that was worth watching?

Oh, and incidentally... If you are, for some reason, freaked out by the prospect of adult film performers doing entirely non-adult-film kinds of things... And you have never, personally, had sex... Please take one step backwards.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

I don't really see how pornstars make DnD less boring.

LOL.

 

[scarab7]

I feel as though the small description mentioning strippers and what not is the real reason people are attracted to this first episode. I'm not saying that bad, I just feel like I can't enjoy this as much due to the fact that I'm only so old and everyone else seems to drudge up memories of D&D and/or relate to much of what their saying because they're more familiar with D&D then I. Would I laugh a little more if I understood more then the basic concept here? Another thing here is that besides the opening explanation, I'm seeing the best little jokes but nothing else. Show kind of makes me feel like I'm in a room of people speaking ever other word in Punjabi and they're all attractive. It's nice, but feel out of place.

 

[Grand_Marquis]

I found this video pretty entertaining ^^ and I'm sure it gives DnD a lot more credibility in some people's eyes.

Yes, because if there's one thing porn does it's give things credibility.

It does when that thing is DnD.
Ohhh SNAP!

 

[warrenEBB]

wow. strange. The concept is pretty sweet.
Though the execution felt a little sleazy. I don't know if some of the people were stoned, or just talk like that all the time. I was kind of hoping for more crisp british accents and extreme number crunching nerdiness (instead it felt more lyyyyke skatrrs in sum dohd's basement, y'know? n'stuff? ey, brah?).

Fascinated to see if they prove to be really creative role players or not ... though the video chose to skip the initial 'fooling around in some village' phase. in fact. it seemed to gloss the whole game... I'm not clear if they'll be covering this one game (so they have to stretch it out); or if the videos will just be checking in with the gang over time (so they don't want to get too hardcore about the game play while establishing people). orrrr if they're just covering up some really shitty gameplay (maybe hoping they'll get better later?).

hmmz.

Anywho. Seems like it could be neato mosquito to go in and make a quick flash cartoon illustrating each of their quests as it plays out. Or just draw up elaborate character sheet illustrations. See if they appreciate. I have this weird image of all these arty nerds on the internet supporting a gaggle of hot chicks in some basement, by posting gifts of art and technology (in the forums of a magazine about culture?). strannnggge.

 

[PixelKing]

Actually quite good.

I might learn how do play DnD watching this \0/

 

[vazzaroth]

3.5?!

Sort of boring and the same dumb sex jokes I've seen other porn stars make. Srsly. However I'm sure this will be popular because they are all (or most) showing alot of boobage. I was hoping to see some 4th edition action but I guess not.

At least the hairdresser was cute

Edit: What?! Tif-ling? Its TEEF-ling...

 

[tomservo4prezident]

Pornstars and DND?

Is this what people call entertainment now?
God damn....

Watch this instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cmh7LDFr1w

 

[stormyfs]

I actually quite liked it.
As a long term player, myself and a select few often head into min-maxing and end up having to grab a handful of dice and roll them several times, so the banter seemed perfectly normal.

We've also had the 'luck' of training a few new players up, (some of which even decided to stay and play afterwards ) so its nice watching the trials and tribulations of it happening to another group.
As for the camera, I can see why it was wiggling about (stepping over stuff, dodging between people, etc) and didn't mind that either. Guess I'm not as fussy as other purists.

On a side-note: "Other guest star"? Guess Sasha got bored of sucking, which is a shame.

 

[Rokar333]

On a side-note: "Other guest star"? Guess Sasha got bored of sucking, which is a shame.

Nah, if you look at the blog, it's basically that they get a new guest star for each adventure; as the guest stars are friends of theirs who don't live in LA.

 

[gridsleep]

Rock'n'roll is dead, long live rock. Um, D&D, 'tever. It looked like their figurines were mounted on little iced cookies. How weird is that? Yeah...I'm gonna have to bail. I have junk mail to shred.

 

[Ranis]

I thought it was pretty boring all together but I'm a pretty big fan of The Sword so that was pretty cool but the rest was just kinda dnd to me, the chicks don't really help make it that interesting.

 

[Chad Brumfield]

No thanks. I'll give you points for trying something different and it certainly seems to draw people in but this was just kind of boring to watch. Maybe some people find it cool but just because you've got porn stars playing doesn't make the action any less dull.

 

[Quiva]

Thats just kewl. I don't play D&D outside of a computer anymore, but its always good to see famous people (whatever they're famous for) playing D&D. For the record, I'm either a human paladin (typical, no nonsense, do-gooder) or a true neutral tiefling thief with a bow of some description... Not too sneaky in a dungeon, but watch your coin purse and don't get in my sights...

 

[Nikajo]

A couple of them seemed quite bemused as to what they were actually doing there. I wasn't quite sure what to make of it. Guess I'll see how the next episode fairs...