I Hit It With My Axe: Episode Six: His Body Closes the Door with its Pieces

[Zak Sabbath]

Episode Six: His Body Closes the Door with its Pieces

The party tries to kill some elves, and close a door.

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[Slycne]

Player assumption vs DM's intent always ends up being a tricky situation to navigate at the table. Although the image of hitting some dude so hard that pieces of him ricochet off the far wall to slam the other door closed is interesting to visualize.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Legend of J]

Ok then since not much happens visually this time i came prepared so instead of watching the video and being bored. I played the video and listend to it while i animated. SO this has being the most 2nd useful video on the escapist first being the last ep of doomsday arcade which that one i did watch. So i guess im going to change from the usual im only watchin for badges to make more.

 

[LunarTick]

Yep, that bit about bodypieces closing doors was good. I can hear my own players bicker over such things. Also, why was TNT-guy not in the credits?

 

[OmikronApex]

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!! Alfred Nobel didn't invent TNT. He invented Dynamite. TNT was invented by Joseph Wilbrand!

 

[Jaranja]

Sew his balls to his thigh...

Heh, don't want to get on her bad side.

That was a good episode.

 

[mazery]

this might be fun to watch if the editing was such where you could not hear the girls talking.

 

[evilninja60]

i still consider this show nothing more then crappy youtube vids why the hell is it on here?

 

[chepenoyo]

this might be fun to watch if the editing was such where you could not hear the girls talking.

This discussion would be more fun to read if people were at least amusing when they posted pointless whining.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Shouldn't 'peices' be spelled 'pieces'?

EDIT: Sorry, looks like you guys caught that. Just struck me as odd, I guess...

 

[EchetusXe]

This about as boring as The Bounty Hunter. Only it didn't cost $40 million to make... and it wasn't nearly two hours long... and it didn't cost me £6 to watch... and I didn't fall asleep half way through.

hmm, put into that perspective I don't mind it at all. I watch them for some reason and it gives me an excuse to whine incessantly.

Somehow I think the other videos these girls do would be a lot more entertaining. Oh man that would be so fucking entertaining!!!

 

[Metallgoth]

this might be fun to watch if the editing was such where you could not hear the girls talking.

This discussion would be more fun to read if people were at least amusing when they posted pointless whining.

I second that. While I don't consider this to be the show of the century it is fun enough to watch, especially since I know people like them. Only the people I know aren't strippers and pornstars, & a hairdresser. So that makes them infinitely more interesting than listening to the people that invade my house three times a week. Back to the whining. There are shows I dislike on The Escapist, but I don't hop on every damn board and ***** about each episode. I just leave it alone and go on with my life. Get over it. The shows here and apparently no amount of your bitching is making it go away. So shut the hell up and leave the rest of us in peace.

 

[Jack Broady]

Exploding bodies to close doors?! FTW!

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

It was great when Kim rolled that 20 and made an enemy explode to close a door but all of a sudden...double doors. REALLY Zak!? C'mon with that, it was getting good till you threw that curve ball at them.

 

[DTWolfwood]

Nobel invented Dynamite

neither TNT nor "Chinese" Gunpowder XD

 

[AKmontalvo]

It was great when Kim rolled that 20 and made an enemy explode to close a door but all of a sudden...double doors. REALL Zak!? C'mon with that, it was getting good till you threw that curve ball at them.

agreed, not to get all up in his thing but let them have some fun with it

 

[Bloodysoldier]

"why can't I sneak past -sadface-"
Awww poor girl -offers hug-
You can not sneak past because you are denied by the DM(Douche Man)'zak'.
That is the only part I watched the rest I played in the back ground.

This is my feelings towards me still not getting a badge from this show.
DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS!
BLARGH!

 

[Slycne]

"why can't I sneak past -sadface-"
Awww poor girl -offers hug-
You can not sneak past because you are denied by the DM(Douche Man)'zak'.

Fast not past, he was saying that sneaking requires you to move slowler. Thus it's impossible to move both quickly and stealthily.