I just had a Dream in the Shower (explicit)

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I had a wtf moment in the middle but I can not stop laughing at this now...lol.

A: To this thread... Lol WUT??? LSD is bad for you...

B: To that link... What the... so many letters!!!

I warned you.....lol

Your warning is what tempted me... I blame you for this... I have that copied on notepad now and have it saved as "The longest URL you will EVER see...
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT???

 

[A Raging Emo]

A little bit of back story, today was just a crap day for me. Two brand new pairs of headphones broke on me, I didn't finish any assignments or complete any notes in my classes, went to play StarCraft 2 to blow off some steam, and when I did get to play, I lost nearly every game. To make matters worse, this girl I was dating shut me down when I ran into her today, not going to get into the details how, but she cut me off at some point saying, "Don't you have a class to go to?"

Fast forward to my late night shower. Living in a dorm, getting my wank on is much harder because privacy is almost non-existent, so I get my business done in the shower. As you could imagine, I really was looking forward to this one because of my bad day, but I couldn't get it up. Another notch on the shittiness of my day, but I continued. At a certain point I closed my eyes and got it going, letting my imagination take control.

I was with the girl that snapped at me today, and we were going at it on my bed. During the process a sudden flash of me playing StarCraft popped up, where three Thors were desperately trying to stop a massive wave of zerglings from breaching the supply depots I had blocking my base entrance. My mind then started jumping back and forth between the defense struggle of my imaginary StarCraft game and my sexual interaction with the girl, with the words "Stop the rush" indicating the switch between the two scenes.

Then the zerglings broke through my supply depots, signaling that I finished too early in the dream and in the shower. I was still in the dream state, my last memory was looking down at a disappointed Mexican Vegan, whose only response to the embarrassment was, "[pause] Don't you have a class to go to?"

So Escapies, any thoughts on my disappointed wank experience?

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Pardon me?

 

[Polaris19]

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I had a wtf moment in the middle but I can not stop laughing at this now...lol.

A: To this thread... Lol WUT??? LSD is bad for you...

B: To that link... What the... so many letters!!!

I warned you.....lol

Your warning is what tempted me... I blame you for this... I have that copied on notepad now and have it saved as "The longest URL you will EVER see...
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT???

I literally just typed in WTF? in google search, and scrolled through images until I found one I liked. Which is that.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Oh.

This is funny, thank you for the laugh. I don't... really know what to say.

 

[RocksW]

That was probably the most interesting thing ive heard all day. thanks for sharing op. very wierd though....

 

[Kanlic]

The Escapist Gone Wild.

Seriously, though, its really surprising how messed up your psyche can make wanking...
I've had times where I just can't focus on whats turning me on, and will like switch between thoughts of my girlfriend, and thoughts of myself, like, sorting mail or something, or just sitting and drinking coffee... and it's like, what the fuck, brain- focus here! I feel weird touching myself to someone sorting mail

The worst is when you reach the point of no return, the blue-balls stage as you will, thoughts of family members pop in your head. I don't like thinking about my grandma or her delicious food while I do that, but thats why porn is awesome, it serves as an adequate distraction

 

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I had a wtf moment in the middle but I can not stop laughing at this now...lol.

A: To this thread... Lol WUT??? LSD is bad for you...

B: To that link... What the... so many letters!!!

I warned you.....lol

Your warning is what tempted me... I blame you for this... I have that copied on notepad now and have it saved as "The longest URL you will EVER see...
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT???

I literally just typed in WTF? in google search, and scrolled through images until I found one I liked. Which is that.

But the URL! Is that the entire RGB code for every bloody pixel in that picture??? I need to find out who gave that pic such an insanely long URL, really, WHY?

 

[Broken Boy]

Spoiler: Bunny is sad for you!

looks less sad, and more "What........."

I think it's a mix maybe. ; P

 

[delanofilms]

Wow, I think my vagina just turned into a desert and killed any desire to masturbate this evening...
That's seriously sad, though. I'd offer you a hug, but I feel a little dirty.

Oh come on. I'm a dude, and I'D offer him a hug.

Spoiler: Bunny is sad for you!

FTFY

Emo Pikachu: Yes, I am stealing Calumon's thing. Either way, I feel your pain.

 

[Steel Ronin]

... ... WHAT...THE... ... FUCK
I don't know what kinda drug you were on while writing this (or when jerking off) but...seriously dude...isn't this a little "too much information"
My thoughts on this ?...Get a girlfriend!!!

I am disappointed that you decided this needed to be shared...

I find it interesting that the two of you posted pretty much the same message at the same time, so I will address you both likewise.

As an athlete at my university, I cannot take any drugs or what have you because of random drug tests. My days are filled with mundane routines of studying, eating, exercising, shooting the shit with people here and there, but vary rarely does something truly interesting happen. When that does occur, I am compelled to share it.

In this case I was deeply affected by what happened. I didn't know what to think about it, and didn't want to talk about it with anyone around me because their reaction would be very similar to all the "WTF's" I have been getting. At least with the anonymity of the internet and the general maturity of this websites users, I thought I might as well share my thoughts here.

Oh and by the way, its not a girlfriend thing, its the fact that I like to masturbate.

Yeah man. ever notice how things stack up and you just get angrier and angrier? Well Bad day = no boner = makes day worse = makes you more mad in this case. its all one big vicious cycle till you either calm down, or just go to bed.

btw, congrats on the kooky hallucination. in the shower no less

Yea, someone should have told that to the Columbine kids, but then we are getting into the disenfranchisement of today's youth in a hyper-sexualized media, which is a whole other can of worms. But, thanks man.

OP.

I think I love you.

A++

Thank you doll

Well it's not that people are not mature enough to handle this kind of thing, it's...let me put it this way.Who would just put out this kind of personal information (Not that you can't do it it's your choice.I'm not judging you in any way)all the "WTFs" you get are cause you say this "I was masturbating in the shower the other day"...(Then I got off the bus.jk)that is enough to generate at least 1 out of 2 WTFs per every 2 viewers.So you should have expected all the WTFs you got.Mine was kind of a joke to put it simple it is the reaction that you would get out of a troll, I guess.If it didn't make anyone lol than it's kind of the worst joke ever.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Here, make things interesting
http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1262568488125.jpg

 

[Kanlic]

Thank you doll

Well it's not that people are not mature enough to handle this kind of thing, it's...let me put it this way.Who would just put out this kind of personal information (Not that you can't do it it's your choice.I'm not judging you in any way)all the "WTFs" you get are cause you say this "I was masturbating in the shower the other day"...(Then I got off the bus.jk)that is enough to generate at least 1 out of 2 WTFs per every 2 viewers.So you should have expected all the WTFs you got.Mine was kind of a joke to put it simple it is the reaction that you would get out of a troll, I guess.If it didn't make anyone lol than it's kind of the worst joke ever.[/quote]

Yea trolling is always a kind of dick thing to do any way you look at it, and I usually don't find any dick things funny. I assumed most of the WTF's I was getting was because of the context of the story and not because of the action. As for the Personal info aspect, this is the internet, where anonymity reigns king. I didn't mind posting something personal because I know there is a very low chance it would ever bite me in the ass (except for the whole probation thing)

 

[Steel Ronin]

Thank you doll

Well it's not that people are not mature enough to handle this kind of thing, it's...let me put it this way.Who would just put out this kind of personal information (Not that you can't do it it's your choice.I'm not judging you in any way)all the "WTFs" you get are cause you say this "I was masturbating in the shower the other day"...(Then I got off the bus.jk)that is enough to generate at least 1 out of 2 WTFs per every 2 viewers.So you should have expected all the WTFs you got.Mine was kind of a joke to put it simple it is the reaction that you would get out of a troll, I guess.If it didn't make anyone lol than it's kind of the worst joke ever.

Yea trolling is always a kind of dick thing to do any way you look at it, and I usually don't find any dick things funny. I assumed most of the WTF's I was getting was because of the context of the story and not because of the action. As for the Personal info aspect, this is the internet, where anonymity reigns king. I didn't mind posting something personal because I know there is a very low chance it would ever bite me in the ass (except for the whole probation thing)[/quote]Wait a minute I didn't say "Thank you doll"...Also I kinda like being a dick for the lolz(well if everyone gets the joke).So being a dick is kinda my specialty...bow chika bow wow.

 

[Kanlic]

Thank you doll

Well it's not that people are not mature enough to handle this kind of thing, it's...let me put it this way.Who would just put out this kind of personal information (Not that you can't do it it's your choice.I'm not judging you in any way)all the "WTFs" you get are cause you say this "I was masturbating in the shower the other day"...(Then I got off the bus.jk)that is enough to generate at least 1 out of 2 WTFs per every 2 viewers.So you should have expected all the WTFs you got.Mine was kind of a joke to put it simple it is the reaction that you would get out of a troll, I guess.If it didn't make anyone lol than it's kind of the worst joke ever.

Yea trolling is always a kind of dick thing to do any way you look at it, and I usually don't find any dick things funny. I assumed most of the WTF's I was getting was because of the context of the story and not because of the action. As for the Personal info aspect, this is the internet, where anonymity reigns king. I didn't mind posting something personal because I know there is a very low chance it would ever bite me in the ass (except for the whole probation thing)

Wait a minute I didn't say "Thank you doll"...Also I kinda like being a dick for the lolz(well if everyone gets the joke).So being a dick is kinda my specialty...bow chika bow wow.[/quote]

when I was deleting stuff to quote you, I messed up and accidentally switched our names on all the comments.