Bacondates! No, that is not taking your bacon out to a nice place, maybe go to a club later, and hope you get lucky, it is taking dates, wrapping them in bacon, and stuffing them in an oven for a while. The result is a brilliant, grease-dripping mix of sweet and bacon, unrivaled in the realm of snacks.
Also:
Corn (canned or fresh) <- Main ingredient
cheese bits (jarlsberg, no other alternative)
pine nuts
One or more of the following:
-Pineapple
-Grapes
-Apple or banana would probably work aswell
One or more or of the following:
-Ham
-Chicken
-Salmon (smoked, cooked, whatever)
-Taco meat from yesterday
-Any somewhat salty meat or fish, prefrably edible cold.
-(bacon?)
(Optional

Macaroni/pasta of some sort
Mix your choice of ingredients in suitably sized bits, add some olive oil, salt, or anything you like.
Serve with pita bread, in pita bread, with any other bread, in a tortilla, alone, alone while desperatly wanting a pita, or as a side dish, or as a dessert (depends on how much fruit). Dont skimp on the corn.