I just invented the world's greatest dish.

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I tried cooking rice in tea once, the failure of the ensued meal will be remembered for years to come.

However, my greatest dish was a sandwich... a sandwich with ham,mayo,bacon,bologna sauce,bacon,cheese, and an egg to top off all the ingredients.
It's messy, takes a long time to make, but the taste. OH GOD THE TASTE.
It's like angels descended onto earth on a rainbow, and graced my taste buds with divine culinary love.
 

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Beef enchiladas smeared with crunchy peanut butter.

Granted, it's probably only a "sweet Jesus, that's amazing" sort of thing at 4 a.m. when you're shitfaced.. but, still. It was probably the best thing I've ever eaten in context.
 

SovietX

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I created the Soviet Supremo

Which is essentially regular pasta smothered in BBQ sauce. It is surprisingly delicious and excellent quick meal.
 

dvd_72

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Philadelphia, avocado and smoked salmon or the little grey shrimp on top of a very crunchy toast. Best. Sandwich. Ever!

Also, a ham, cheese, and fried egg sandwich. Here in Belgium we call that an Uitsmijter, but it is both delicious and easy to make. ;)
 

Gardenia

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I imitated Tikka masala using "generic cheap brands" Pasta sauce, coconut milk and spices.
As for original dish: My sauce made from bacon and Roquefort is the only thing I can think of right now
 

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Cook steak, continue to cook whilst cutting hole in middle, finish cooking, get bread, smash cooked bacon on bread, add BBQ sauce, put steak-with-hole on top, add Alfredo Pasta into hole, close with Bacon, BBQ sauce again. Holy mother of god did my arteries get a kick in the arse with that meal.
 

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Ham_authority95 said:
I put french fries on my burgers, but I think that's already called something...

"Heart Attack" or something like that.
I'm going to top that. French Fry and butter sandwiches. Hooray for artery clogging deliciousness!
 

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Esotera said:
Curry sandwich, and the noodle sandwich.
These two are just amazing. Also a pasta Baguette, especially when you're poor and really hungry.
 

Slash Dementia

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Chewy granola bar + whipped cream
Toasted bagels with peanut butter and banana
A little bit of barbeque sauce on pizza
Cereal in ice cream
Fried Chicken and garlic mashed potato inside of toasted bread

I'm sure that they've been done before, but they're good.

Edit: Also, french fries wrapped with lettuce and a bit of ketchup-y mayonnaise.
 

Rusman

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I won't go into measurements but:

Green chilli's
Coconut Milk
Lemon Grass
Ginger
Coriander
Basil
Cumin
White Pepper - This makes a makeshift Thai Green Sauce
Add noodles!

A perfect lunchtime snack which takes 20 minutes to cook :D

Also a 3 minutes lunchtime snack from before I was a chef.

Curry Super Noodles + Red Pepparami! Lunch for less than £1 perfect for the lazy games design student who nee to get back to GTA4. Ahhh good times.
 

ToastiestZombie

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Get a normal Full English. Get some bread, buttered a lot. Then put a little bit of each thing on the full english into the bread. It then makes one of the most varied and amazing sandwiches of all time!
 

Sandytimeman

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my favorite thing to make at a salad bar:

Cottage Cheese, Sour Cream, Shredded Cheese, Bacon Bits

:3 alot of dairy but soooo goood when mixed together
 

OriginalLadders

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I'm sorry but I have to disagree, you did not invent anything here. It was discovered long ago that bacon + any other food = delicious godliness.
 

3AM

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manaman said:
I cook a mean spicy shrimp, but yeah, that dish was invented long ago. Like pretty much all of these. I have my own way of cooking it to be sure, but I'm not going to claim I invented it.

Popadoo said:
Apple Sandwich.
I don't even know...
I'm staying in apple country in Washington right now. These people makes apples into everything. That was a new one for me when I got over here.
Have you tried a grilled cheese and apple sandwich? It's incredible! It's best with strong ingredients - granny smith apples and the oldest, sharpest cheddar cheese you can find.

Another is peanut butter and bacon. Peanut butter and bacon. Peanut butter and bacon.