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Gilhelmi

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I got this from a site I frequent.

A Large Can Of Whoop-A** And A Side Of Just Desserts

Restaurant | Australia

(Around my restaurant area a lot of kids hang out, most of whom are the unfavorable type. This day in particular, one of them decides to
open the door and swear at everyone inside/)

Kid: ?All of you are f***ing b****es!?

(We ignore it and try to continue work as if nothing happened.)

Kid: ?F*** you, f***ing pigs!?

(We ignore it again and this repeats for another two times. I am getting very annoyed.)

Kid: ?Girls should stay in the kitchen!?

Me: ?Hey, stop that or I?ll call security.?

Kid: *looks at me up and down* ?Whatever, I bet you want to do me, don?t you??

(The kid continues to talk dirty and make gestures to me, so I cut it off there.)

Me: ?Get out of here before I start breaking your legs.?

(The kid looks shocked, probably because he didn?t expect anyone to snap back at him. He runs away. My co-worker, boss and everyone else in the restaurant applaud and we get back into business. About 20 minutes later, the kid comes back with his mother.)

Mother: ?Look, my son told me you threatened to break his legs! I?m reporting you to the police!?

Me: ?Did he also tell you he was harassing us??

Mother: ?He told me he was talking to people when you?? *pushes index finger into my chest* ??threatened to break his
legs!?

Me: ?I can tell you, now, Ma?am. He was harassing me and the costumers.?

Mother: ?Lies! I?ll charge you for threatening a child!?

Me: ?Yes, then I?ll sue him for harassment, sexual harassment and disturbing the peace.?

(The mother looks at the kid with horror on her face but doesn?t give up just yet.)

Mother: ?You have no proof my son did that! I?ll charge you for psychological damages!?

Me: ?I have plenty of proof on our cameras.? *I point to camera in the back corner, and then to the one at the front* ?I also have a room full of witnesses who can give testimony on what he said and did.?

Mother: *stands on her spot stunned*

Me: ?So do you want your can of whoop-a** here, or shall I serve it to you in court??

Edit: I mis clicked,

I read this and said I wish I was that awesome. Heck, I wish I just witness this level of awesome.
 

MasterOfWorlds

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I would give this person a medal. Of course, I'd have probably done something similar, and have in fact, only it was a boy's sister and not his mom. We need more people like this in the world.
 

F-I-D-O

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IxionIndustries said:
Fucking. Fantastic.
This. The guy standing up to that degenerate child was AWESOME. Glad to see the "my baby can do no wrong" moms taken down a notch, and their children to.
+1000 internet points and a high five
 
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Once I threatened to throw my brother's friend down the stairs if he didn't fuck off. Kinda reminds me of this story. And points galore for the guy in the article
 

AvsJoe

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Yes, yes, one thousand times yes! Props to the person who summoned her or his inner awesome!
 

WordyLAnn

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Night made.

Seriously, why can't I work at a place like this? Oh right, because I don't have a job... well shit.
 

RatRace123

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That is awesome!

Though, what kind of self respecting **** gets his mother involved, that's a pussy move.

Seriously though, that person deserves all the high fives the internet can give out.
 

Jeysejak

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I love that site. I'm just glad i work with bosses and employers who do have a backbone.

And mall security, they are so helpful with "unfovorable customers"
 

CCountZero

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RatRace123 said:
Though, what kind of self respecting **** gets his mother involved, that's a pussy move.
Isn't that kinda the point though? That all those kids have no self respect?
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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I have found someone more awesome than this picture.

Mind = Blown

Can we clone this man and make an army to annihilate stupidity?