I just shaved my pubic hair...

[AngloDoom]

i think its safe to say that this is the most messed up thread in the history of time, i judge you for starting it and me for clicking on it

Dramatic much? I see there is a lot of prudes on this forum. Do you guys cover your ears and whine "TMI!" like this whenever someone says "I'm off for a pee." I wonder how people would respond if the OP was a woman talking about shaving...


Back on topic: moisturiser works well, but in future just trim. None of the fuss of shaving, similar feel, and no itchiness. Loose fitting underwear goes a long way too, try to have as little contact between the material and your groin as possible. If you really are desperate, cleanly shave it whilst wet just before you set off, and dry the area gently by patting it with a towel whilst trying to get rid of the little hairs. It'll give you temporary relief for now, but it's only delaying it.

Other than that, time. Wait for it to grow back and consider trimming for less of the fuss.

 

[Actual]

Icy Hot. It works great! It won't itch at all tomorrow, and it'll be insanely refreshing. I use it every time I shave my pubes!

Not cool...but hilarious.

OT: Most blokes have some form of moisturiser about even if it's just after sun cream or after shave balm, use that tonight, but not out on the date.

In future buy a decent electric trimmer and just keep the hair short, shaved balls are only fun for a while.

 

[Aesir23]

In the mean time, if you're all out of ideas and resources, MAN UP! You just stuck cold steel to your warm flesh and now you're worried about an itch? Take a deep breath and then take the genitals you just handled into consideration. It just so happens they're not ovaries, so QUIT YOUR BITCHIN'!

I'll have you know that for a semi-awkward topic, your comment is absolutely hilarious.

 

[zehydra]

Unzip your fly and then fill your crotch area with baby birds.

*forgive me*

 

[Sougo]

Stab yourself in the arm or leg, perhaps the pain will distract you from the itch.

If the itching gets too bad, remember ..... STOP, DROP and ROLL.
Alternatively try some aftershave, but most likely you'll drop and roll anyway from the burning.

So what have you learned today?
The same thing you learn from banging your head against a wall. Don't do it again!

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Moisturiser!

Yeah... did i mention i only have basic things in my home? (meeting means date) And i can´t buy any. so...yeah.

Basic, so surely you have a kitchen knife! Ok, all you have to do is cut your penis off. The pain will be so bad you'll forget all about that itchy pelvic region!

 

[Lost In The Void]

I don't understand why everyone's freaking out on this thread. So he shaved there, how is it different from shaving your face? He wanted the hair gone, its gone. As for the itchiness, I wouldn't know, I don't have that problem as I actually know how to shave down there, so I'm going with the generic moisturizer response

 

[Aerodyamic]

WHY DID I CLICK THIS LINK!?? Anyway. Aftershave.

You are fucking cruel. Absolutely fucking cruel.

And ideally, moisturizer, preferably with vitamin E; Bath and Body or the Body Shop will have something appropriate. In fact, if you can find it, get the moisturizer that either of them sell for sensitive scalps; I shave both heads, and I find that the moisturizer I got for my scalp works just fine down there.

 

[ragestreet]

Just pour some lemon juice mixed with salt on it. That'll make all the pain go away.

 

[Tinneh]

Baby power really does help the itching. And it smells nice.

BABY POWER!!

And why the fuck did you ask this question on a predominantly gaming forum?

 

[TheMightyImp]

Baby powder.

 

[RN7]

Moisturiser!

Obey Dokuro-chan! Do so or you will be punished to the full extent of the Excaliborg. And more importantly...why did you shave your pubic hair...?

 

[HiWayXingFrog]

Bakame! Mijikaku kire! Soruna!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I-.. Why did you feel the need to.. make a thread on this, exactly?

Er, moisturizer or lotion?

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Exfloiate in the shower. Get something rough like a loofa and GENTLY wash your down there in circular motions. Avoid tight fitting underwear/trousers.
Mousturiser will only really work if applied a few hours prior in large amounts, so that it has time to soak in and soften everything.
Baby powder could be messy. Ooh, also, if you have hair conditioner, use that. Wash in, leave for 2 minutes, wash out.

PROTIP: use a clippers or a scissors (CAREFULLY! Oh my God, this can;t be stressed enough) and keep it about half an inch long. It doesn't get as itchy, and you still get the illusion of a bigger penis

Peculiarly detailed, but useful, advice.

Now I know!

Indeed and i don't have to go through the awkward procedure of asking someone now. Score for hijacking info

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Just pour some lemon juice mixed with salt on it. That'll make all the pain go away.

Do you hate this person or something? WOW

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Do you guys have any tips on how to make it so it gets less itchy tomorrow? I´ve got an important meeting, and having an itchhy crotch isn´t a good thing. So, do my fellow escapists have any advice?

Shave several days before an important meeting...and never use aftershave.

 

[Infernai]

Congratulations, you have just allowed me to add something else to the "Things i really didn't need to fucking know" list.

 

[General Ken8]

I have no clue why I clicked this forum. Curiosity, perhaps?
I don't know, I've never done anything like this