I just threw up...

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

...chunks of a freezee I ate a good 15 minutes ago. How did it survive? I am so confused!
Tell me your stories of the weird and wonderful human body!

 

[soilent]

I threw up today as well, i'm sick, 100.6 fever, vomiting, migranes, stomach pain.

what do I has?

 

[TimeLord]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

 

[Jehovatron]

My guess is that you either ate too much and cooled your stomach to the point where the freezee (?) didn't have time to melt/was insulated and your body freaked out about it... or your internal organs were replaced with metallic components of alien manufacture. If the latter, where do you live?

 

[Kud]

I threw up today as well, i'm sick, 100.6 fever, vomiting, migranes, stomach pain.

what do I has?

Aids.

OT: I get sick a lot, so I am throwing up all the time.

Also, I have two rather large scars on one of my knee's, which I also broke when I was 5.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I have the ability to generate my own source of body heat even in the coldest of temperatures. I'm my own portable space heater.

 

[Jehovatron]

"I threw up today as well, i'm sick, 100.6 fever, vomiting, migranes, stomach pain.

what do I has?"

Pig AIDS, clearly. And you thought that swine flu was finished and overblown to begin with.

 

[soilent]

I threw up today as well, i'm sick, 100.6 fever, vomiting, migranes, stomach pain.

what do I has?

Aids.

OT: I get sick a lot, so I am throwing up all the time.

Also, I have two rather large scars on one of my knee's, which I also broke when I was 5.

Not Funny.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

I havent thrown up in so long.

15 minutes a very long time, it could easily survive.

And thanks for that image in my head... damn you.

 

[soilent]

I never get sick, so it worries me, honest information plz

 

[HT_Black]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

I think that's called a tapeworm.

Or a stupidly high metabolism. Your call.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I ate dry ice the other day (by accident and only a tiny bit) first of it burned but then i couldn't stop burping.

 

[Omikron009]

Every single time I've ever needed impressions taken of my top teeth I've thrown up. Usually all over the person doing the impressions. Apologies are then in order.

 

[TimeLord]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

I think that's called a tapeworm.

Or a stupidly high metabolism. Your call.

I'd like to say stupidly high metabolism, seeing as this has been my case for several years now. Can a tapeworm last that long!?

 

[rekabdarb]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

Dude be happy of that metabolism, it'll leave you soon enough

 

[Kud]

I threw up today as well, i'm sick, 100.6 fever, vomiting, migranes, stomach pain.

what do I has?

Aids.

OT: I get sick a lot, so I am throwing up all the time.

Also, I have two rather large scars on one of my knee's, which I also broke when I was 5.

Not Funny.

Well I thought it was.
:I

 

[Steeveeo]

Every single time I've ever needed impressions taken of my top teeth I've thrown up. Usually all over the person doing the impressions. Apologies are then in order.

Same with me, but much less apologizing and more "GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM MY FACE, NOW!"

Also, I am as thin as a twig, and yet I have the ability to not be cold when everyone else is shivering their various unmentionable body parts off. What I mean is that I have the interesting ability to THINK myself warm.

Also, I have an epic knack of catching digital clocks on repeating numbers (like 5:55, 11:11, etc). I don't try to do it, I just often look at a clock, and no matter how fast, slow, or what time zone it is, I can catch it. I seriously freak my mother out when I do that, since I've been doing it since I left for college and am still going strong.

 

[Ldude893]

A day before actually vomiting, I was watching several TV shows and EVERY ONE of them mentioned the word "hurl" or involved vomiting.