I just threw up...

[Tharwen]

I feel obliged to share this video with you.


I can't check if I embedded that properly due to my fail internet. Someone tell me if it doesn't work.

"I threw up today as well, i'm sick, 100.6 fever, vomiting, migranes, stomach pain.

what do I has?"

Pig AIDS, clearly. And you thought that swine flu was finished and overblown to begin with.

Use the quote button to quote people. Then they get a notification about it.

 

[thiosk]

I threw up today as well, i'm sick, 100.6 fever, vomiting, migranes, stomach pain.

what do I has?

Aids.

OT: I get sick a lot, so I am throwing up all the time.

Also, I have two rather large scars on one of my knee's, which I also broke when I was 5.

Not Funny.

Well I thought it was.
:I

Was funnier than his lolcats-speak

 

[Bourne]

I threw up today as well, i'm sick, 100.6 fever, vomiting, migranes, stomach pain.

what do I has?

It's called an immune reaction. Don't mess with it, let your body do its thing.

The worst thing that ever happened to me was tonsillitis and strep throat at the same time... My throat was almost swollen completely shut, and my breathing was endangered for two days. don't know if anyone in here as ever had a sore diaphragm before, but it was awful.

 

[Kaltazraza]

Im sick, every once a year or something.

 

[omega 616]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

Do you snack alot? if so cut that out and it will slow down your metabolism, if your body gets little bits of food alot it will digest it in a flash, if it gets alot of food 3 times a day it will slow down. I think it's something to do with PH of your stomach acid, if it's always digesting the PH will be very acidic so increasing your metabolism (just a guess though).

It wouldn't be a tape worm, you would be in hospital looking like an anorexic with a B12 deficiency.

On topic. I can't control my body temperature, which can be handy or a hindrance. Ever been really hot on a really hot day? It's not fun.

 

[butteforce]

I have Lyme Disease. What do I win? (Is it a bullet? I hope it's a bullet.)

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

Give it another year. I was just like you, now I'm starting to fill out nicely. But take advantage of it, eat all the unhealthy crap you want now XD

 

[Mr. Mike]

I never get sick, +1
I'm short and want to be taller, -1

The world balances itself out. Although I really wish I didn't look so disproportionate to my bass.

 

[tombman888]

i find it very hot when everyone around me is freezing to death, and i havent been sick in the past 2 years, so yay

 

[ethaninja]

I threw up today as well, i'm sick, 100.6 fever, vomiting, migranes, stomach pain.

what do I has?

A severe case of death? Isn't 70+ supposed to be fatal to the human body?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

My height shifts drastically.
Everyone's height changes throughout the day. Compression of the spin and all that jazz. But I am pretty sure not many people jump between just under five foot seven and nearly five foot nine.

 

[Darth_Dude]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

Dude, you know how many people would kill for that sort of thing? Never gaining any weight...

But yeah, I get it too. SO freaking annoying! I eat like a full steak meal and the next day i'm back to where I was! AHHHH!

 

[Arestra]

My body temperature is always too low. Average body temperature is about 36.5?37.5 °C (98?100 °F). I'm always between 35-36 °C (95-96.8 °F). When I get to 37 °C (98.6 °F), I actually feel like I've got a fever!

 

[Marter]

I used to be really sick, I was almost always vomiting.

Turns out that the mattress that I was sleeping on had mold in it. Lying on that for 7+ hours a night is apparently not very good for you.

 

[Mechsoap]

humans are facinating, aliens would properly gop about us

 

[Simalacrum]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

Duuuuude, I have exactly the same problem!

Except with me I barely eat anyways so I end up looking more and more like one of those kids from those charity adverts, showing the suffering and starving children of Africa... >.>

 

[Lord_Panzer]

My metabolism is much like a glue processing factory: enormous amounts of horses go in, small amounts of glue comes out. I can eat whatever the hell I want in whatever amounts I want and I cannot -I repeat, cannot- gain a pound.

Now, bragging aside, this one time I had food poising severe enough that the wallpaper in the bathroom (it was a tiny bathroom) literally pealed a bit. I`ll tell you, a toilet at one end and a bucket at the other is not a wonderful way to spend an evening.

 

[Doitpow]

When I was about 8 I shat out one of my own teeth.

*takes bow.