I just turned 21 a minute ago...

[Fappy]

What should I do after I wake up in the morning? I'm stuck in the great state of Tennessee with family on vacation (yeah great timing right) so my options are somewhat limited. Although I still retain the ability to commit arson and drive really really fast. Suggestions?

 

[Julianking93]

Do as your name says!

Just kidding. Not really

You say you're in Tennessee? Come hang out with me ^_^ I'm stuck in this "wonderful" state as well.

We could go commit some arson together.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Have your first legal drink.

EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY as well.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Drink a lot of Budweiser.

 

[Vuljatar]

A minute ago? And you're not drunk yet?

 

[arsenicCatnip]

A minute ago? And you're not drunk yet?

Really, man.

Well, mappy smurfday to you, dear. I recommend sleeping til evening, then going out and getting ferschnockered.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

My suggestion would be to shower and eat breakfast.

That IS what people do after they wake up right?

 

[RN7]

Experience a hangover. After gorging on a remarkable amount of beer.

 

[Fappy]

Have your first legal drink.

Unfortunately I have made a life style decision to not engage in such an act due to my heredity and family history, but I could buy one just for the sake of doing it I suppose.

Do as your name says!

Just kidding. Not really

You say you're in Tennessee? Come hang out with me ^_^ I'm stuck in this "wonderful" state as well.

My family made me go to something affectionately dubbed "The Dixie Stampede" a few days ago. I spent the entire night purging my bowels of all the redneck I was forced to endure. And this is coming from someone who goes to college in Southern Georgia.

 

[pope_of_larry]

what you could do is go to you a movie theater and scream team blemunt hell if i had some one to get there thats what i would be doing

 

[Insanum]

What should I do after I wake up in the morning? I'm stuck in the great state of Tennessee with family on vacation (yeah great timing right) so my options are somewhat limited. Although I still retain the ability to commit arson and drive really really fast. Suggestions?

I turned 21 back in may. I must inform you it is your solemn duty to get completely wasted, And tell everyone you love them.

Thats what i did...I have pictures to prove it...I hate facebook sometimes.

 

[Julianking93]

Have your first legal drink.

Unfortunately I have made a life style decision to not engage in such an act due to my heredity and family history, but I could buy one just for the sake of doing it I suppose.

Do as your name says!

Just kidding. Not really

You say you're in Tennessee? Come hang out with me ^_^ I'm stuck in this "wonderful" state as well.

My family made me go to something affectionately dubbed "The Dixie Stampede" a few days ago. I spent the entire night purging my bowels of all the redneck I was forced to endure. And this is coming from someone who goes to college in Southern Georgia.

I have no idea what the Dixie Stampede is and I don't think I want to either.

I really hate living here. Too many rednecks everywhere. Fortunately, my native English-ness has made me immune to the curse of being redneck, so I'm not like that.

I feel for you though man. I do. *hugs*

 

[Fappy]

Have your first legal drink.

Unfortunately I have made a life style decision to not engage in such an act due to my heredity and family history, but I could buy one just for the sake of doing it I suppose.

Do as your name says!

Just kidding. Not really

You say you're in Tennessee? Come hang out with me ^_^ I'm stuck in this "wonderful" state as well.

My family made me go to something affectionately dubbed "The Dixie Stampede" a few days ago. I spent the entire night purging my bowels of all the redneck I was forced to endure. And this is coming from someone who goes to college in Southern Georgia.

I have no idea what the Dixie Stampede is and I don't think I want to either.

I really hate living here. Too many rednecks everywhere. Fortunately, my native English-ness has made me immune to the curse of being redneck, so I'm not like that.

I feel for you though man. I do. *hugs*

Thank you. Perhaps the English will cancel out the Redneck in this (hopefully) magical hug of cleansing. *hugs*

 

[Last Bullet]

Unfortunately I have made a life style decision to not engage in such an act due to my heredity and family history, but I could buy one just for the sake of doing it I suppose.

Molotov, buddy. Just buy one "for the sake of it," maybe a few more since "it is your birthday after all," and go to town.

We could go commit some arson together.

Absolutely perfect.

 

[Julianking93]

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Hurrah for cleansing hugs. Take another for good luck *hugs*

 

[ottenni]

Wear a shoe for a hat and get absolutely blind. And try not to fornicate with a lampshade.

 

[EboMan7x]

Drink a lot of Budweiser.

Budweiser kind of sucks. Try a Smuttynose.

 

[zombiejoe]

EAT A BABY!

 

[Fappy]

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Hurrah for cleansing hugs. Take another for good luck *hugs*

I have been redeemed! I might need another one after my fun adventure to the Blueridge Mountains later this week.