I left you because......

[Sliverwings]

Because you overcooked the roast!

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you ain't around for my love!

Why did you leave?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not gay.

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you're always wearing my pants!

Why-e-l-l-o!

 

[darkapothem2000]

Because of poorly written fanfiction wherein I journeyed to the mystical Planet Hempulon and never returned

Why did you leave me?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you read fanfiction.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you write fanfiction.

WYTH?

 

[Queen Michael]

Because you keep singing the national anthem when we have sex.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I want to make you feel like a *****.

Why do you think I look like a *****?

 

[i don't know]

Because you do.

How could you!?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because I can! And you made me feel like a moldy sandwich..

Why?

 

[Caileena]

Because it's too much work dating an entire company.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

If you're not askin', I'm not tellin'.

Why?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you inhaled boiling peppermint and it damaged your vocal chords.

What were you thinking!?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because I jumped into this too quickly and without thinking.

Why?

 

[Dango]

Because of *plot twist*.

Why?

 

[darkapothem2000]

'Cause I'm a man's man, man.

So why did you leave me?

 

[Caileena]

Barbados Slim obviously!