I left you because......

[Scde2]

Because you will inexplicably and inevitably give up the funk.

yYyYyY?

 

[Eumersian]

Because alternating caps makes me want to die.

Why, darlin'?

 

[Scde2]

Because you died for a stupid reason.

YYYyyyYYYyyy?

 

[Eumersian]

I am going to kill you now.

Y?

 

[Scde2]

Because your love, your love, your love is my drug.
And I decided to quit.

YYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy[sub]yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy[/sub]?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I grew tired of your shenanigans.

Y?

 

[Scde2]

Because.

[HEADING=1]Y?[/HEADING]

 

[Eumersian]

I have no other reasons. Suffice it to say, you deserved it.

WHY?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you are a figment of our collective imaginations.

Why won't you give up the funk?
You know its bad for you.

 

[Eumersian]

Because you keep being a meanie!

Why, darlin'?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you steal my stuff.

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you won't buy me the Prince William and Kate Middleton Pez dispensers!

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you didn't like my beard-face!

Who?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you ate my kittens!

Why did you leave me, baby?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you harm bunnies too!

Why?