I left you because......

[Vrex360]

Because I couldn't handle you being all cheerful all the time.

Why did you leave me?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you have a energy sword.

I forgot, why?

 

[SckizoBoy]

You didn't appreciate my sense of style.

y.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because neither did I

Y?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Becuase you allergic to love.

But why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

For having a hat thats almost as good as mine. ^^

Y? ;'c

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Because we both can't be killers.

Why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For breaking my spine.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

For killing my pet snail.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I demand an encore.

Why?????

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because your questions are too intense.

WHY?????

 

[Eumersian]

WHO!!!!!!!!!

Why'dya leave me, honey?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

For someone that calls me "Sugar".

I implorest thee to divulge the reasoneth for thoust departure?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Because everytime we did it you always do that read aura glow, and that can be really annoying when you are trying to do it in the car.

So, why.

@Troublesome Lagomorph

You're the first person who ever hinted at Chell dark past. How much do you know?

 

[StormShaun]

Because he isnt Wonderful enough for my tastes.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because you broke my braincase

*snif* why? *puppydog eyes*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the lulz.

Why?

 

[dalek sec]

You mocked my dvd collection!

Why baby?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because I'm seeing somebody else.
her name is

 

[StormShaun]

Because we are cheating on each other with the same person!

Why...why....WHHHHHHYYYYY!