I left you because......

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

You stepped on my foot.

How did this come to be?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because all that lightning turned your beautiful blond hair black and frizzy.

But... why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

You hide your face!

Yz

 

[Eumersian]

That's why!

What?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Igsl!

Porque?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Parce que votre pantalon gardé un éclairage sur le feu.

What did I fight for?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Me no speak a da engrish!

...

 

[Eumersian]

Because I'm a box.

Why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

You want me to eat potatoes!

...

 

[Doc Gnosis]

You cannot bring yourself to tell me the things that matter... Like whether the glasses don't suit me or not. That's why I left.

Is there something you wish to tell me?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because we barely see each other!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you deviated from the format!

Why?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you dealt my Snowboard Kids game to some toddler as a chew-toy! >:-(

What in heaven's name were you thinking?!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you're not social!

Why?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because I'm leaving you for a chicken
Whose now leaving me why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're a socialist.

Why is Liberty Prime so angry?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because, I don't talk!!!! D:

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

My feet hurt when you punch them!

WHA?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Cheese!

Why?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because you failed to retrieve Mr. Fluffykins! How am I going to plan evil stuff without a cat to stroke?

Buh?