I left you because......

[karcentric]

I left you because my kill count tally is higher.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you can't handle me selling out

 

[Padwolf]

I left you because you constantly left the bathroom tap running for no reason

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I left you because you kept turning off the bathroom taps.

 

[Padwolf]

I left you because I love your cowboy hat too much

 

[karcentric]

I left you because you burnt the cowboy hat I got you.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You kept killing the maidens.
How can I kill the knights if you kill the maidens?

 

[dalek sec]

I left because you never let go anywhere without your friend there!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Technology and magic don't play well together.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you're not taking a cold hard look at my motherf**king boat!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I left you because you sunk my battleship.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you tied my beloved to a railroad track!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I left you because you stabbed me for allowing you to stab me!

 

[karcentric]

I left you because you're always fighting.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I left you because you scare the everloving everything out of me.
And you would not install a manatee-ramp in the house.

 

[karcentric]

I left you because you got all the attention when we went out.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because I can't live with a person with a broken mind