I left you because......

[Euryalus]

The voices told me too!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You broke my eye!

 

[Roxas1359]

You ate my fries.
Not cool!

 

[Ruedyn]

Because your Aunt is hawt.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because you're trying to hook up with the sister of Frankenstein's monster

 

[MrCollins]

I meet a new person with huge Fajitas.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

It was a one night stand.
Sorry.

 

[EeveeElectro]

You couldn't control your fiery breath

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I was planning on leaving you anyway
You liked your cats more than me.

 

[Roxas1359]

Well you seem to appear to be a pyro.
That's a major turn off.

 

[MrCollins]

You're not into pyros.

 

[Roxas1359]

You kept staring at me in my sleep.
Makes me uncomfortable.

 

[MrCollins]

You slept with your eyes open, scary as all hell
(in an unrelated note, I actually do this when I fall asleep when not wanting to, scares the shit out of people on public transport who think I have died)

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you always smile oddly and are the most socially awkward person at parties

And for God's sake, NO ONE CARES WHO MANY POUNDS A FIREPLACE IS WORTH

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're kind of insane.

 

[Sacman]

Because I'm insane for you... and clinically... but what are you gonna do about that?

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're being sent to an insane asylum.

 

[Sacman]

Because I would mind a visit now and than... padded rooms can be plenty of fun...

 

[ShockValue]

Because he was sent back in time to assassinate himself.

 

[Sacman]

For being sent into the future to kill cyber hitler from hell...<.<