I left you because......

[ShockValue]

Because you sold all my stuff.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you hit me in another thread.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you liked it.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you've changed.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you spend all our money on coffee!

 

[ShockValue]

Because you yell a lot.

 

[MrCollins]

Because you don't yell enough

 

[Sacman]

Because she certainly yells at me enough...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're just static.

 

[Sacman]

Because I'm just not well written enough...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're not ready for Christmas.

 

[Sacman]

Because I don't really have much to get ready for Christmas...<.<

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because I have no tits for you to be agile with...

 

[Sacman]

Because he wishes that he did...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because he's an escaped convict.

 

[Sacman]

For being the one who steals hearts... for sacrifice to the sun god, obviously...

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're the scourge of the wasteland.

 

[Sacman]

For hurting my feelings... D: