I left you because......

[Sacman]

For always being mean to me...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because you changed your title and I didn't notice.

 

[Sacman]

For never not noticing anything I do! ;~;
...

 

[ShockValue]

Because it's all your fault obviously.

 

[Sacman]

Because it's always my fault... ;~;

 

[ShockValue]

Because it really is.

 

[MrCollins]

For thinking I'm not superior.

 

[ShockValue]

For not proving it

 

[MrCollins]

For refusing my implied challenge to a duel.

 

[ShockValue]

For not accepting mine.

 

[Roxas1359]

For burning my Valentine in front of my face.
[sub]That's actually happened to me once[/sub]

 

[MrCollins]

For killing that poor girl's puppy [sub]I can think of no other reason for a response that heartless[/sub]
If not then for making me lose my faith in women.
Note: Holy hell dude, that is both insane and crushingly mean. Harsh.

 

[Sacman]

Because I've never gotten a valentine before...<.<

 

[Roxas1359]

For expecting me to care!

 

[Sacman]

Because I don;t expect anyone to care...<.<

 

[Roxas1359]

For not sharing his chocolate cupcake.

 

[Kae]

Because Captcha fired me and I cannot maintain our relationship without money, you're quite an expensive date

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because I had a vision of our future.

You killed me because of a poorly cooked omelette.

 

[MrCollins]

You tried to make an omelette without breaking any eggs

 

[ShockValue]

Because you stole my car.