I left you because......

[ShockValue]

Because you're everywhere.

 

[thesilentman]

Because you're nowhere.

 

[Goofguy]

Because you're always in my nightmares

 

[thesilentman]

Because I don't like puny mortals. >

 

[MrCollins]

Because I resent your status as a God.

 

[thesilentman]

Because you misspoke. I'M A FHAGGIN HOMUNCHEMIST, GIVE ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're always yelling.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Because you're too quiet.

 

[MrCollins]

I left you because you got ninja'd and your lack of speed disappoints me.

 

[thesilentman]

I left you for being such a smug cynic. :-/

 

[Kae]

I left you because you were always hitting me.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you just didn't go along with it.

 

[The Night Angel]

For expecting people to take the hits all the time....

 

[ShockValue]

For not posting more often.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For posting more often.

 

[The Night Angel]

For not posting more often.

I can be better, don't give up on me yet....

For posting just the right amount.

 

[NoOne852]

Because you don't have (good) depth perception.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're no one.

 

[NoOne852]

Because you are troubling.