I left you because......

[ShockValue]

Because I only got like 2 hours of sleep...

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Because you don't sleep enough.

 

[ShockValue]

Because I blame you.

 

[thesilentman]

Because you look too sad.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you look too mad.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you were always there just for the shock value.

[small]I wonder how many times someone said that joke[/small]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You have no flesh.

 

[thesilentman]

I don't know which one is you!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because the queen has tasked me with heading down the shops to pick up some bread and milk.

 

[ShockValue]

Because she's always making you do stuff >.>

 

[thesilentman]

Because the queen hates outsiders.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Because you follow a queen.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because of my blind duty to the queen.

 

[thesilentman]

Because none of you have the idea that I command a queen instead of following one.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because I can't love a man/woman/thing in black and white!

 

[Quintessence]

Because you sound kinda racist.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because the queen has asked me to travel north to capture a rouge Scotsman who is quelling up an rebellion.

Also welcome to the escapist, Stay out of the basement.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I thought this was the basement.

 

[NoOne852]

Because you burned me whenever we were close

 

[ShockValue]

Because you don't need that umbrella.