I left you because......

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You kept destroying all of my guardian towers!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you don't know what I did last summer.

 

[ShockValue]

Because even you don't know that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because your electrical shock had no charge.

 

[kailus13]

Because you keep leaving the same card. I'm trying to make a poker deck.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because you keep gambling all of our money away.

 

[kailus13]

Because the coin flip told me to.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you listen to coin flips for important decisions.

I only use it when deciding the gender of my RPG characters.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because you're not really a doctor or a wordsmith extraordinaire!

I can't handle the LIES!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because you told me the truth when I asked you if that dress made me look fat. q_q

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because you look fat in that dress! ;o

 

[kailus13]

Because you have no tact.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you ate my homework. ;_;

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you told me that defending yourself is worse than attacking someone.

 

[Teoes]

I left you because.. you're just average.

 

[Nouw]

I left because you were above average. I demand something greater!

 

[kailus13]

I left you because you demand too much.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you demand too little.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're addicted to coffee.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you didn't like me.