I left you because......

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because there are better uses of a straw!

 

[Ruedyn]

For thinking straws may be used for things other than drinking! They were made with a clearly defined purpose!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you can use them to... idk!

 

[Ruedyn]

For not mentioning their sweet stacking and building abilities. I FLIP FLOPPED, WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I used to tie things together with straws as a child.

 

[dalek sec]

I left because you never told me what the hell is that purple thing on you! D:

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you never take off that black helmet. ;_-

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left because you never told me what the hell is that purple thing on you! D:

Flowers.
OT: cause you never take off that creepy hood!

 

[Ruedyn]

Because flowers, albino's, and rabbits never go well together. I've been down that road too many times ;~;

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because albino rabbits are the best.

 

[Teoes]

Because there's just too many rabbits in the house.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you've given your soul to the gatekeeper.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep setting people on fire.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I am Samson and setting things on fire is in the job description.
[sup]Mostly foxes.[/sup]

 

[Headsprouter]

Because I was bored and wanted to post something.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep sprouting.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you looked at me funny.

 

[MrCollins]

I have terrible allergies to those flowers

 

[Sacman]

Because I'm tired now...

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're just the worst. Out of even the worst.