I left you because......

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because "something came up" for every single date!

 

[staika]

Because you use that excuse every time!

 

[Dr.Susse]

The clone army has killed me so I can't really sick around can I.

 

[thenageone]

because i just cant love a dead person

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Because you're all shiny and new.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're afraid of new things.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you only like dusty things!

 

[Neuromancer]

Because while cleaning you'd always mess the way I place things, causing much uneeded confusion.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you never cleaned and would get mad when I didn't put things in the exact place.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because up until recently I was a trusted member of the Queen's inner circle. Recently an expedition to the arctic we faced the most foulest of sabotage. I now surely have a nemesis that I must hunt across the globe.

Is he real? Is he a Woman? Or is he a he?

I must leave!

 

[Neuromancer]

Because your stories make Baron Münchhausen's [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_M%C3%BCnchhausen] sound pretty tame.

 

[thenageone]

because you insist on comparing stories

 

[staika]

Because you can't compare things!

 

[thenageone]

because you never give me cake!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're a test tube baby.

 

[kailus13]

For caring about how people were born.

 

[MrCollins]

For allowing freaks of nature to exist.

 

[Headsprouter]

For discriminating against freaks of nature.

 

[dalek sec]

For eating all my fries, again!

 

[thenageone]

for NEVER making enough fries!