I left you because......

[Barbas]

Because I had to return to San Andreas for a time.

 

[Roxas1359]

Because you didn't get Senpai jealous for me!

 

[Barbas]

Because I think that's meant to be "sempai" and that makes our differences insurmountable. :C

 

[Roxas1359]

For not knowing that it's spelled as "Senpai" because Japanese doesn't have a single consonant sound for the letter M.

[sub][sub][sub]It sounds like they're saying "Sempai", but it's just because of the phonetics and the voice actor.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Barbas]

For daring to correct me in matters concerning the land of kawaii robots and acts of questionable morality!

 

[Roxas1359]

For questioning my sanity!

 

[Barbas]

For refusing to sneeze on cue.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being a harsh taskmaster.

 

[Barbas]

For joyriding and crashing the magic carpet into a minaret while I was sleeping.

 

[Malbourne]

For buying the six-pack when you were only thirsty enough for one can.

 

[Barbas]

You have the head of some sort of raccoon!

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Because you're not into furries.

 

[Barbas]

Because you won't stop screaming at the hot dog salesman.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

Because of that one incident with the daffodils

 

[Barbas]

Because of the Dutch joke.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

Because frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

[Barbas]

Because you kept biting your arm and sucking the blood whilst in company.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

Because the air's as pure as a baked potato

 

[DOOM GUY]

'cause you stole my taquitos!

 

[Barbas]

Because you wouldn't stop soliciting the pilgrims and worshippers.