I left you because......

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUTCHA NOW!

 

[Barbas]

You started changing after all those Danish cartoons.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are so stone cold.

 

[Barbas]

You broke all the light-bulbs in the house to get at the moreish powder inside.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You took the chi from all the masters!

 

[Barbas]

Temporary insanity.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

permanent insanity! yikes!

 

[Barbas]

You were gluten-free.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

all your gluten caused me to have an allergic reaction!

 

[Barbas]

You kept trying to be hip and just ended up being square.

 

[Barbas]

Your disturbing sentences.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Your stench could knock the stink off a skunk!

 

[Barbas]

You kept combat rolling around the dining room.

 

[DarkM1nd]

you are whining too much

 

[Barbas]

You were beginning to smell of krill.

 

[Barbas]

I needed a more moist environment.