I left you because......

[Irridium]

Because, well, it laughed at me.

Why do I have no Robin to my Batman?

 

[Raven's Nest]

Because Robin isn't a homosexual....

Why did you plunge those scissors into to my face screaming I love you?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Because you kept on messing up any wish I asked for.

Why did you leave me?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

All you cared about was that damn machine! ...and making that face all day.

Why'd ya leave me?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because my heart became cold and i realized i no longer wanted to fly.

Oh my dear why have you left me with these drugs?

 

[Cherry Cola]

You aren't satisfying in bed anymore.

 

[FieryButterfly]

because all those colors were missing with my mind and I started seeing dead people again whenever I took my meds.

*looks down sadly* why.. why did you leave me?

 

[Cherry Cola]

I left you because-*runs away*

Whatever happened to the gay ol' days of watching the Warriors naked together!?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because, I was too lazy to clean it up..

Why did you leave me with your ex?

 

[Random Argument Man]

She has size C...SIZE C


Why did you left the band?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because I don't swing your way.. I'm sorry..

why did you leave me? I mean I'm here all by myself with nothing but this monkey!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because it's scary!
Why did you cheat on me?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you were so damn uniform that everyone looks like you!

Why did you leave me?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you never cleaned my litter tray.
Why did you mace me and run?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you tried to grab my nuts FAR too hard!

Why did you leave me in the hotel?