I left you because......

[BENZOOKA]

You are too fat.

Why o' why?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Because that is not a flesh wound!

Just give me a reason, please?

 

[BENZOOKA]

You are a pansy!

Why did you run away with the TV remote controller?

 

[Irridium]

You never payed your half of the rent.

Why did you slash my tires?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you didn't let me watch what I wanted to!

Why did you try to kill me?

 

[Disaster Button]

You kept running into my knife, I told you to stop but you were really going at it.

Why did you shave my eyebrows?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you had a single brow. Unibrows are not good.

Why did you leave meee?

 

[Disaster Button]

You insulted my cooking. Sure it tasted like arsenic but there was a very good reaosn for that.

Why did you take my cat with you? He loves me more.

 

[Neonbob]

Because you hid your button underneath five layers of bulletproof glass and refused to let me touch it!

Why did you leave?

 

[Disaster Button]

You didn't know how to touch my buttons.
I'm really, really sorry.

Why did you go?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You broke all my expensive monocles.


Why didn't you stay here?

 

[biscuit86]

I care not for buttons

why did you abandon ship?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Because you tried to sabotage it you damn double agent.


Why didst thou leaveth me

 

[Guitar Gamer]

england ain't metal's
[sup]Yeah I know it basically invented it so what?[/sup]

why dids you ams leave me?

 

[Vrex360]

Because the rest of my body was repulsed by you and they had to leave with it.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Irridium]

You nuked my house on accident, after calling me a whale

Because you ninja's me, you Senghilli bastard.

Why do I cry?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You always ran around in your underoos.
Why you go bye?

 

[biscuit86]

my psychiatrist said you're bad for me

you no here?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I woke up to you pouring gallons of piss on me while I was sleeping.
What are you doing? Leaving me?!

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yup.

Kthnxbye

So this is it? After all we've been through? After all the incredible times we've had sex you do this to me? WHY!?