I left you because......

dalek sec · Mar 18, 2010

You were always busy fighting space pirates.

Why did you leave me baby?

ShockValue · Mar 18, 2010

Mainly due to you not being human.

Why did you leave?

Sjakie · Mar 18, 2010

Loving a 2D image is illegal here

Why did you leave me?

Tiny116 · Mar 18, 2010

you're Mr Burns! I was running from the dogs!

Why did you leave?

SnootyEnglishman · Mar 18, 2010

You kept burning me with that Beam Sword.

WHy did you take my feelings?

Rainboq · Mar 18, 2010

Because.......... do I need a reason?

dalek sec · Mar 19, 2010

You keep shedding and making me sneeze!

Why did you leave me baby?

Rainboq · Mar 19, 2010

Because I didn't want too have labor?

SnootyEnglishman · Mar 19, 2010

You never asked enough questions.

Why did i receive a "i'm leaving you" letter

Sleekgiant · Mar 19, 2010

Because I was in the next town with someone new

Why did you leave me

Tiny116 · Mar 19, 2010

I left because you sent me to hell and wont let me come back!
(You really don't look like death to me Sleek)

Why did you leave?

SnootyEnglishman · Mar 19, 2010

You never took off your glasses i need to see your eyes.

Why did you take my things and leave me alone.

Tiny116 · Mar 19, 2010

because the Garus eyepiece assessed them to be very valuable

Why did you trick me and leave

SnootyEnglishman · Mar 19, 2010

because you were hindering the worldly conquest.

why ma'am why why why WHY WHY WHY WHY

Fury Is Me. · Mar 19, 2010

4 words.
You. Have. A. Ballsack.

Why?

SnootyEnglishman · Mar 19, 2010

Your blew up my laboratories.

Why good person why.

Space Cowgirl · Mar 20, 2010

You wrecked my new leather sofa!

Why, why, why?

Tiny116 · Mar 20, 2010

you roared...I ran

Why'd you go?

ShockValue · Mar 20, 2010

You wouldn't let me use your lighsaber.

Why did you leave?

Tiny116 · Mar 20, 2010

You wern't patient enough in your training young padawan

Why did you leave?