I left you because......

[Xpwn3ntial]

You care more about your life than me.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You refused to give me all your money.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you're a pokemon outta nowhere.

Why?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Because I couldn't stand your 10-pack-a-day smoking habit.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you are no longer a star, fox.

Why?

 

[scorptatious]

Because you make horrible puns.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Your cake was *sunglasses* true.

WWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

 

[Doc Gnosis]

You tried to pierce my tongue. It HURT.

But... Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because your blue eyes were somehow creepier than mine.

Why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you set me up!

Why did you try to have the collectors kill me?

 

[One Seven One]

Becuase it'd take an army to kill you, seems like I should have gotten a bigger army...

Why did you leave me through a captcha?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I didn't, but I did leave you because you stole my beard badge!

...why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I haven't had a captcha all day!

Why am I so happy about this?!

 

[One Seven One]

Becuase you take pleasure in other people's suffering..

Why are you smiling about this?..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because your suffering is hilarious.

Why aren't you laughing?

 

[One Seven One]

Because you're scaring me with your laughter.. ._.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you have a flock of seagulls on your head!

Why do you have a flock of sheep in your beard?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because Monty Python put them there.

Why do you have trees in your hair?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you are you!

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you're always ruining my souffle!

...why..?