I left you because......
- Thread starter SnootyEnglishman
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Because your heart is cold.
*whispers* I still love you though!
(I need to learn how to do small type. Damn BB code!)
Why?
*whispers* I still love you though!
(I need to learn how to do small type. Damn BB code!)
Why?
Because I was alone that night, and prettier and skinnier... you missed out, babe.
Why did you leave so fast after our first date?
Why did you leave so fast after our first date?
Because it wasn't as good an idea as a fivesome... with the other three being black dudes... mmm...
Why did you spit in my lime cordial?
Why did you spit in my lime cordial?
Because you weren't willing to appear on camera.
Why didn't you go to the strip club with me?
Why didn't you go to the strip club with me?
Because it would ruin my sexy night.
Why didn't you approve of me killing that checkout chick?
Why didn't you approve of me killing that checkout chick?