I left you because......

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you insulted me computer!

Why did you insult my computer?!

 

[Scde2]

What? See, that's the kind of weirdness that caused me to leave you.

But YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you did not destroy Dark for saying such things!

Why is it ending?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you said something dirty.

Why is the house on fire?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I have tape on my glasses.

Why did you bend my glasses frame so much?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I will be able to... when I banish these shadows.

Why is it so dark in here?

 

[Scde2]

Because a certain someone didn't pay the electric bill.

Why u mad?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you just killed a kitten!

Why did you do that?!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't do that.

Why are you mistaking me for someone else?

 

[Scde2]

Because I am not the emo you are looking for.

Why did you sell me to a bunch of Chinese businessmen?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

They said they could give me a meditation bowl.

Now, what in heavens name were you thinking!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I was thinking that I like pie.

What do you mean that pie was never invented in this universe?!